The Blah Blah Blah.

So I remember just before schoolies, I discovered this new song that was just appalling called Tik Tok by Ke$ha, and yes, that is how you spell it, not Tick Tock like a normal person would spell it but Tik Tok, and her name isn’t Keisha like a normal girl with that name, but instead she has a dollar sign instead of the S and instead of having the I, there is nothing. It was one of those songs, and I guess it still is, that is just so bad that everyone loves it. I don’t think that there is actually anyone who can realistically be like ‘oh, Tik Tok? That is a fucking great song’ because it is just, there is just so much wrong with it. I like it, like, as a joke kind of, like I think it’s so bad that it’s funny, and it’s just fun and yeah, that’s my reason for having it my iTunes.

I don’t know when and I am too lazy to look it up, but recently she released her new song. Now if you have heard the first song, which I am sure that you have, you would know that she sounds like a slut somehow, like she does this thing when she sings that makes her sound like a feral ass disgusting slut. She doesn’t sing like a normal singer, she sings more like she has something in her mouth that I don’t think would be appropriate if I said here (a dick). Now I don’t know if you have heard her new song, which again, you probably have, but she somehow makes herself sound more like a slut, more disgusting and like the dick she has in her mouth is either bigger or it is just two dicks.

So right now I am sitting here on Tom’s couch as he plays COD. I am kind of watching him, but my main focus here is listening to this song and really, well I feel kind of bad because chances are I am putting him off as I listen to this over and over again, like he said before that he was fucking angry at me because I think this was making him lag or it was just putting him off or something. The song just finished and I have, you know, I’m not playing it again, for Tom’s sake, and also mine because the more I listen to it, the more into it I get. It has that same effect that Tik Tok had where you know how unbelievably bad it is, but it’s just great to listen to for some reason.

Although where Tik Tok did well, as in, hold on let me rephrase that I was completely wrong. Although where Tik Tok became bearable at parties and stuff, and like it is kind of danceable, this song just, really isn’t. I would really like to see a dance floor at a party or something try and ‘go off’ to this song, because just then I was trying to dance to it, just by myself, just like you know, trying to work out how I would if it came on at a party and it was the most awkward thing ever. I was trying to and it was just, an awkward sounding song and it is just un-danceable. I’ll let you make up your own mind with it now, but yeah. The song’s called Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and it is featuring those 3OH!3 guys that have that one good song, and then that other one with Katy Perry.

Just so you know, this isn't the actual video clip for the song, but I couldn't find the actual one on Youtube, I don't even know if there is one but yeah, couldn't find it. This was the most entertaining fake one I could find and the girl in this video, she's great.