Monday, February 8, 2010

The Cosma Time Travelling Laws.

So I made one of those form spring things just for shits and giggles, and when I signed in I already had three questions waiting for me. I thought ‘wow that is actually great, I have already been asked three questions!’ but then when I thought about it, I realised that chances are those questions were just given to me by default to get me started. My thought was confirmed when I decided just then that the questions were definitely default questions, but one of the questions really go me thinking, and that question was something like ‘if you had a superpower, what would it be?’ and I thought that my brief answer wasn’t enough, so here we are with my elaboration.

I had some time to think before I made my decision, but I thought that if I could only have one superpower, and it wasn’t some cheating superpower like ‘I want Superman powers’ or something that just like covers them all, as in if I could just have a single super power, it would have to be time manipulation. In saying that though, I feel like I need some kind of explanation, and here it is. Manipulating time is a huge responsibility, I mean if I was to go back to schoolies just so I could relive the good times but then I end up doing something different, I could change my entire life course, but who knows what else? One difference might even change the entire timeline of life.

Now I am not one to believe in that thing called fate, but I am not one to not believe in fate, like it might be true, it might not, I have more of an ‘I don’t care’ view on it. I do care though, like I care about it the most, it is less of an ‘I don’t care’ view and more of an ‘I don’t have an opinion or view’ view on it ‘but I am really interested in it all’. So I just went mega off track, but not only that but I also contradicted myself like eight times, and by eight I mean like four, well five now because I just did it again. What I was trying to say was that I wouldn’t want the ‘traditional’ time travelling or manipulating powers, but I would want ‘The Cosma Time Travelling Laws’ to apply, what are they you ask? I’ll let you know.

My time travelling would work less like a time travelling car or a thing that you work in but kind of like a VCR. Not like that movie Click, but kind of like, I could rewind time and relive something, but I wouldn’t be writing over it unless I clicked the record button. Now if you have ever used a VCR to record like, TV or something, you would know exactly where I am coming from, but if you haven’t, chances are you still can kind of understand. I would also be able to pause time, and it would have to be under one of those high end VCR systems because you can also slow down time, but yeah, you know where I am coming from.

I would consider like, flying and stuff as other super powers but really, just like, okay. Say that I went to fly, and then I just hit my head on like a roof that I didn’t know was there because I was under a pergola, I would just hit my head, fall down and probably die. That would not only be a waste of my chosen superpower, but also my life, if I died that is. With time travel, it would be a huge risk yeah, but if I just had my VCR laws to follow, it would be simple. There wouldn’t be a remote or something because that would just be silly and Adam Sandler like, but it would all be in my head and it would all be great. I can’t wait!

6 comments:

The Ringmaster said...

The truth?

Nick Cosma

Pros; makes people laugh
writes about pointless shit which is good
doesn't require much thought

Cons; run-on sentences
his blog has become nothing more then a hub for abuse toward a certain someone

generally a cool guy. i respect him.

Claire Lontis

Pros; long interesting words
cool pictures
seems to know what she's doing and does it well

cons; she's pretentious (aka snobby)
she takes offence easily to mean things on this blog

but she's great. i like her.

end of story. stop the abuse, it's extremely pathetic

Linou said...

Fucking hell. Two different writing styles, different intended audiences. If you wanna read Cosma's; read Cosma's, if you wanna read Claire's then read Claire's.

Linou said...

And yeah, Cosma, you essentially described a dream I've had a few times where I'm in complete control of the time travel and the repercussions

Anonymous said...

I personally find both blogs kind of crap.

While claires is considerably worse IMO, it is just so fucking unbearably far up it's own arse that smugness of it makes me throw up about 6 times per blog.

Cosma's blog is good when it's about parties or events or other cool shit that i can relate to, but when it's about random shit that happens on a another boring eventless day of cosma's unemployed life it is as boring as fuck, and i question why i wasted 10 minutes reading it.

BUT The conflict and abuse is the single most entertaining thing on the internet at the moment. Don't deny your blood lust, if you don't enjoy watching these people bicker and fight your not human. Anyone with half a brain knows Drama + Conflict = Grade A Entertainment

so in summary

end of story. don't stop the abuse, it's extremely entertaining

Anonymous said...

no i just feel sorry for claire, it's so not what she set out to do

Anonymous said...

sometimes i just skip the blog to read teh comments

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