The watermelon.

Why are the black seeds not meant to be eaten when you're eating watermelon? I mean, are they actually bad for you and not meant to be eaten or do people just choose not to because they don't want to risk a watermelon growing inside of them because TV told them that it would happen. Or maybe a watermelon won't grow, maybe an alien species will come down into you, little black Raman Pooni things that then bust out of your chest like in that movie called Alien...it really is too much to comprehend at once, but all I know is that I am not going to risk Raman busting out of my chest, I will avoid those black seeds like the plague.

I'm not saying that it would be bad for extra Raman Pooni's to be born, I mean he is fucking awesome...just, I don't want them busting out of my chest, because I am pretty sure that it would kill me in the process, well I'm pretty sure that it killed that guy in Alien...

Why can we eat the white ones though? Do you think they originally said not to eat the black ones back in the day when black people and white people were treated as different species? So white people were like, 'don't eat those black seeds or else you'll have little Raman Pooni's growing in ya!'...

I know what your probably thinking, 'Cosma, are you using black watermelon seeds as an excuse to be racist towards black people? Especially Raman?' there is a simple answer to that, and that is 'yeah, kind of'. Raman wanted a mention in this one, and I was eating a watermelon and really just thinking about why the black ones are not meant to be eaten but the white ones are the shit...I am not a racist, I just think the white ones are better...seedwide...