Monday, August 24, 2009

The forte.


I know I have mentioned Wednesday's being a waste of a day, but I have recently realised that my Monday's are no better. In fact they are much worse, I have single English in lesson one, which I normally do nothing and then frees until lesson five which I have health which nothing actually happens, like literally nothing.

My good ole chum Alex Peecock or Pee Wee as you would probably know him by raised a good point about Monday's though. You have to come on Monday's even if you don't have any lessons so you can tell everyone what you did on the weekend. It made me think that yeah, that is true. On Monday I ask everyone and everyone asks me how the weekend went and what happened...on Tuesday that isn't the case. It's almost like Monday is about what happened on the weekend, Tuesday through Thursday are really about nothing, just general chatter and then Friday is about what you are going to do on the weekend.

Monday this week; also known as yesterday, was not a complete waste of time though. In lesson three I think it was we decided to make a fort in the senior study centre. The fort was called Fort Awesome and there was only one rule, and that being no girls allowed. The initial citizens were Pee Wee, Jesse, Chrisman and myself. It started on a pretty rough note when Max Allstrom attacked Fort Awesome. Everyone should know that when you attack a fort, you instigate war, and when you instigate war on a fort when you don't have a fort you are going to get seriously fucked up. We all rushed out of the fort and chased Max to the other side of the study centre, into that little corner that he always seems to be, I then threw a wrapper or something at him that hit him in the face, he didn't seem to mind which was different to what I was expecting but anyway, we fucked him up!

We then reconsidered our one and only rule because we realised that one day, weather it be now or in the near future we are going to need to need new soldiers, watchmen, archers and kings. We needed a Queen for Fort Awesome, and seeing as though Carmen had a crush on all of the fort residents, we chose her for the honorary position of queen of Fort Awesome.

So I guess that when I said that I had a productive day, I was sort of lying...and by sort of lying I meant that I was completely lying...but still, good times...and yeah, I apologize to anyone that I yelled abuse at when I was in the fort...I was in a fort, I had an amount of power that I didn't know existed and I guess that I abused that power...don't worry, you'll understand when you're king of your own fort.

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