The Stalker Check.

Sitting here on the verge of a hangover as Halo by Beyonce comes on channel [V]2 has got me thinking about things, and these things aren't really things, it's more of one thing, and that one thing is that Fan/Stalker Check application on Facebook. For those of you who don't know what it is, it's this application that supposedly checks who stalks your Facebook page the most. What it doesn't say is what determines a stalker, what does one have to do to become someone's stalker?

I first though that it was who viewed your profile the most, which I thought was funny because my top stalker is Andrew Heinicke, one of my best mates who I will beat the shit out of next weekend at the Brettodome but that story is for another time, and that time was yesterday so read the post below this. But that isn't relevant, all I am saying is that I don't see how this stalker thing works.

Also, my stalkers always seem to be a completely different bunch every few days, at one stage my top stalker was Tom Lehmann, I just assumed this was because he is always on Facebook so he has managed to view my profile a ridiculous amount of times. Then Raman Pooni was my top stalker for a little bit, who was soon overtaken by Jess Langford who is this girl that, and I quote this from a conversation that happened minutes ago, 'hahhahah but i want you...do you want ma pusseeeeee... lets do this...im ready for your bigbibigibgigibgigig dick'.

So what is a stalker, a good mate who looks at your profile and likes your every status, someone who just spends their life on Facebook and ends up viewing your profile or some slutty friend that wants your bigbibigibgigibgigig dick? You decide.