The dick.

Never, ever, ever make a bet with Chris. I have made several and I always pay him, or we make a bet that I end up making another bet and winning and then we are even. We were just watching trailers on the Xbox for random games and he goes to pick the same trailer that we had just watched. As it was loading I told him that it was the same one that we had just watched. He said 'I will give you ten dollars if it is the same one, cos it isn't.' I agreed because as far as I was concerned, it was a guaranteed ten dollars.

The video loads and the same piece of shit video plays and he tries to convince me that it is a different video. He then decides that by saying 'no fuck you' he doesn't owe me shit. Well, fuck you Chris you dick. I drew a picture of you and your head is a penis you dick. As Chris sits there laughing at the picture, I am thinking of ways that I can get my money back, maybe I can borrow money off him one day and when he says 'Oye where's that ten dollars you owe me?' I can tell him to go suck a dick.

I love everyone, especially Chris. But at times, and I mean all the time, he can be a dick. He always seems to bring other people into the argument when we have them. Like just four seconds ago for example when he just asked Linou and Jadon's opinion on whether he is a dick or not. That's a pretty dicky thing to do in my opinion. Now he is sitting there asking for another example of when he brings other people into arguments, as he tried to convince me he literally said, 'Cosma when do I ever do this, Linou do I ever do this?' notice what he did there? He brought Linou; a separate person from myself into the argument as he was arguing that he doesn't bring other people into the argument, what a dick.

I know what your thinking, is this whole post going to be about Chris being a dick? Well...yes, it will be. So I guess you could stop reading if you already know that he's a dick, which you would because he is a dick. Or, you could keep reading, because if you were to stop reading now, you're a dick. You dick. I bet you stopped reading, if you read this and stop then you're a dick, but you read to the end then your awesome, this is pretty much the end though so just finish reading and yeah you're awesome.

Oh, and I made it so anyone can comment on my blog posts without having a blog account or some shit. So if you don't comment this your a dick. You dick.