The drunken messages.

I don’t remember a whole lot. I remember trying to steal drinks with Christie, I remember dancing for a few songs, mainly when Wolfgang Gartner came on and Jack and I actually went ballistic. I remember Delwyn’s strip tease and I remember having to look after Tallulah for like, an hour or so. The theme of the party was to dress up as whatever it is that you want to be when you grow up, so I thought that I should go as a journalist type guy and I thought, how do I do that? After Dad’s amazing idea of getting one of those journo hats and putting the little press card thing in it like back in the forties and all that, I think it worked well. I also brought a pad and pencil so I could report on the night and that got me thinking that surely if I did that I would remember the night, yeah? Well that really didn’t work... every single page is full of illiterate scribble that was my attempt of drunken reports through the night, or at least I can only assume that. Amongst the pages though are messages from the people or the public as a journalist such as myself should call them. I thought that seeing as though I have written everything I remember down, I should just put down all the messages from people that were readable, so here they are, the rest of the night catalogued via drunken messages; enjoy.

HEADLINE:

Andrew

Isn't

Stoned!!

Jack Sanders

< 3s

Christie Brook

so much he is

the best, I

LOVE HIM!!

But I love cosma

too. Im drunk

and this writing

feels funny.

Christie Brook

< 3's Nick Cosma, Jack

Sanders, Tom Wilkin, Chris

Tankosic, Brett Aitken, Andrew

Heinicke!

We're defs getting drunk

before I go away!

wednesday!

Jack Sanders, "what a

weird tip to serve, Caviar,

You'd think it would be

Tziaki or Cheese &

Chives."

"Thats Beautiful!"

I like

Free hugs!

and I kissed

Jack for ages.

Christie is a

better ninja than

Kenny!

HEADLINE:

MINI Cheats

on

HEINICKE!

ASH HOOKS UP

WITH MINI

+MINI AND JACK HAD

A NIGHT OF PLEASURE

INCLUDING 20 HEADJOBS

To Cosma

This is a dick sum1

else drew

but yeah

< 3 Nikki

P.S Calvin Harris

AMAZING

hey second BFFL.

have a lovely night,

xx

DANCE

FLOOR

IS

RATED

A

SUCCESS!

It is true

Baby Spice took off

her shoes and

Love Cosma he

is pretty cool maybe

as cool as calvin harris

LOVE

Baby Spice

(Lauren)

xxx

Tbag

did birdman,

Tom brown's

GF bleeding!

Haha!

love from

Christie

MINI

BREAKS

ANDREW'S

HEART!

"Fuck You" Quotes

Andrew

< / 3

Hey T!

I have something

really important/secret

to tell you!

OMG TellMe! NOW!

I sexed Tom Wilkin

LAST NIGHT ;)

Dont tell anyone

OMG I SO WON'T!!

But guess what?

SIM? YOU WISH!

NO!!! oh you don't

realise