The drunk blog.

hey internet, how are you? i am drunk and i am with jau, and kahli and tim. i always wanted to writght a drunk brlog, but i never was drunk enbough, butr now i am FUCKED and i am writbhting a drunk blog and i LOVE IT and christine says i lover her waitm, i made her cry cos i said i hate her, but i actually lover her more than hannah caon. christine is awesome and i feel bad for makinbg her cry cos i dont hate her even i tho i said i did, but yeah i think ehses awesome, even more so ytnan hannah caon. now she is asking for the key to outside and i cant heklp but think wow, her voiced is awesome and i dont hate her. tim is reading this aloyd as i ttyuope oit hahahaha PPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAARTTTTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!1 tim saud i have ti write a bout the oparty but i dont remember dso i am lol tom brown got dum[ped by pia tim just told em rachel sayd its mean but i think its fucking funny hahahaa iu hate tim edemeades but i did hug him tioday, well he hungged me but i dont hate him now, and all these people, ben zegler said he said ghe failed his year 12 cos he read my blog so much and i was thinking how the fuck do ytou thinki feel i write this shit mnotthrfucker, i mean fuck me, man i cant waiut for poeople to read this fuck me i am FUCJKED! hahahahah aaron just said he goes to bed at 7 lol before graduation or something kahli said this is trhe longest blog ever but she hasntr read my 3000 word one obncviously ghahahah trachek said aaron drove her drunk, oh linous bench broke cpos kermo and jess asrower broke thebench cos they broke the thingm the plank. kali jis a b itch she \]0lo8[i-;0]90 she was making fun of me scso i donjt turn 18 tiul 8 months or something ut so does tom wilkin so kali can piss off. kalhi doesnt say im a dfick head antyomre so were all cool. ok new sentance, i will be JAY hold on ill be back ill type more 2morro wen im sobverm brb lol xx

Fuck me, I remember writing that but yeah I didn’t know what I typed and I just read it back to myself and that is great. I always said that there are two things that I really want to do for this blog; one of them was to go on holiday and have a post before saying something like ‘and I won’t be posting anything for two weeks because I am going t be out of the country’, like I would love to do that one day, I can’t wait. The other was to write a drunken blog, which I guess did last night. It wasn’t that long though, wasn’t a full blog but yeah, it was kind of short and it was mainly like one big ass sentence but I am pretty happy with myself. I read it back to myself and it all made sense to me, not sure if it will to you but I was pretty much just typing anything that happened and yeah, then Kahli was abusing me because I don’t turn eighteen until like January, I mean July, don’t know why I typed January... anyway, and then I made Christine cry because I said I hated her then I spent an hour and a bit convincing her how much I don’t hate her but she didn’t believe me but yeah, now Chris is trying to make me feel bad for making her cry but yeah.
I don’t really know what to type now, and everyone is too busy socialising so I feel weird for sitting here, so I am going to wrap this one up soon. Last night was amazing, I love you Linou, thanks for having us and thanks to your awesome mum and dad and your yai yai. Sorry for not staying and cleaning but I had to stay with Christine because she said that she would hate me if I didn’t come with her. I’m still finding out what happened last night from my gossip girls and now I don’t even know what I am typing about, I am getting really side tracked and this is kind of like a, hold on Emma just made me put music on while I was one a role and I forgot what I was saying, I’m just going to read that last bit again, hold on. Yeah, I don’t know whether this is a message to Linou or to you, the public but yeah, I love you, whoever you are, I’ll type some more tomorrow.