Don’t you love it when you are really not looking forward to a day because you know that nothing is on, and then it turns out to be an awesome day that involves things that you didn’t know where on until they happen? I know I do, and yesterday was one of those days. I got up at around two in the afternoon to some promised hot chips of which were delivered and were great. I then remembered that it was that Saturday that nothing was happening on, everyone who was eighteen was going to go into town and everyone who wasn’t eighteen was just not awesome enough to plan anything, so nothing was going to happen. I smelled awful but I didn’t bother to shower because I didn’t think that anything would happen. I was watching a countdown of the best number one’s of this decade, of which Umbrella by Rhiannon was number one, and I received a text from Chris that said to call him. I called him, as you do when you get a text from someone that stingy and asks for you to call them and he said that Olly was having a thing for his eighteenth; I jumped in the shower, scrubbed the essentials and got dressed ready for awesome times.
My dad dropped us in and awesome times were had, including the most brutal games of table tennis and probably one of the nicest barbeques ever. I hate first impressions, because you can’t have another one. When Olly’s mum came up to me to introduce herself, she said her name and I said mine and then there was this awkward silence where she kept looking at me. I thought that she asked a question that I didn’t hear so I said pardon or what or something and she just said pardon back. I didn’t know what to do from there and then I think she laughed and walked off. I will never get to meet her for a first time again so yeah, that was pretty disappointing I must say. Jack then raised a point that really made me think, if you are scared half to death twice in one day, would you be dead? If you are scared half to death, then that means that you are half way to dying after the one scare and the second scare would surely kill you if it was scary enough to warrant a whole other half of fear. Just think about it.
Kenny then took me home and we chilled, then I finished yesterday’s blog which was interrupted when Saf messaged me asking if we wanted to go and get drunk at Carmen’s, of which I obviously did. I thought that the day was over at like eight or whatever it was but yeah; the night had pretty much just begun. As we got there it seemed as though they had only just started drinking, but the beers I had at Olly’s had already warn off and I didn’t have enough money to buy any more booze and after the terrible mix that Carmen made me I thought that I might just quit sober. Carmen always seems to draw the most random bunch of people to her house when she has a gathering, and last night was no exception, this is the part where I list everyone that was there but I can’t really be bothered doing that and really, if you were there then you would know who was there and if you weren’t I don’t think you would really care. You might not even know me and you just read this for some other reason and me listing all these names would mean nothing to you. Yes I know that by now I could have listed everyone if I just skipped all this rambling but maybe I made my choice already and I don’t want to list them so there.
Whenever someone is sober at a piss up or party they always tell me how shit of a time they had because everyone was drunk and they just sat there or whatever, but I don’t know what they were talking about because taking care of all those drunkards last night was one of the funniest things that I have ever done, and one of the funniest things ever happened. Mini and Heinicke were looking for something to eat, and Mini found a meat patty that was in a Tupperware container in the fridge. It was cold and clearly needed some heating in order to taste good, but Mini didn’t really know how to go about cooking it. He first put it in the microwave which wouldn’t turn on because the power was out or something, and after trying and failing with that, he tried the gas oven which would work because it was gas not electric. He puts the Tupperware container in the griller or the oven or whatever and closes it and sets it to two hundred degrees, at least that’s what he said aloud. Heinicke freaked out and thought that it would light a fire or something, which it probably would have but then Mini took it out and thought of another way of heating it; the kettle. I don’t know what he thought he could do with the kettle and neither did he I think because he gave up awfully quickly and then he just decided to eat it cold, he ripped it into four pieces, handed one to Heinicke, Iggy and I but I didn’t really want it because it looked kind of feral but Iggy really liked it and took my piece.
Then we made our way to Carmen’s room and sat on the couch slash bed thing as Jay took photos of us. Heinicke was so fucked that he thought the flash of the camera was lightning and thunder, so whenever Jay took a photo, he got scared. The night ended soon after that when Saf took me home and yeah, then I played some Xbox, checked the Facebook and wrote this all while listening to that Bulletproof song by La Roux on repeat. Oh and Nathan wanted me to put in a smiley face or something, I don’t know why but yeah. :)
My dad dropped us in and awesome times were had, including the most brutal games of table tennis and probably one of the nicest barbeques ever. I hate first impressions, because you can’t have another one. When Olly’s mum came up to me to introduce herself, she said her name and I said mine and then there was this awkward silence where she kept looking at me. I thought that she asked a question that I didn’t hear so I said pardon or what or something and she just said pardon back. I didn’t know what to do from there and then I think she laughed and walked off. I will never get to meet her for a first time again so yeah, that was pretty disappointing I must say. Jack then raised a point that really made me think, if you are scared half to death twice in one day, would you be dead? If you are scared half to death, then that means that you are half way to dying after the one scare and the second scare would surely kill you if it was scary enough to warrant a whole other half of fear. Just think about it.
Kenny then took me home and we chilled, then I finished yesterday’s blog which was interrupted when Saf messaged me asking if we wanted to go and get drunk at Carmen’s, of which I obviously did. I thought that the day was over at like eight or whatever it was but yeah; the night had pretty much just begun. As we got there it seemed as though they had only just started drinking, but the beers I had at Olly’s had already warn off and I didn’t have enough money to buy any more booze and after the terrible mix that Carmen made me I thought that I might just quit sober. Carmen always seems to draw the most random bunch of people to her house when she has a gathering, and last night was no exception, this is the part where I list everyone that was there but I can’t really be bothered doing that and really, if you were there then you would know who was there and if you weren’t I don’t think you would really care. You might not even know me and you just read this for some other reason and me listing all these names would mean nothing to you. Yes I know that by now I could have listed everyone if I just skipped all this rambling but maybe I made my choice already and I don’t want to list them so there.
Whenever someone is sober at a piss up or party they always tell me how shit of a time they had because everyone was drunk and they just sat there or whatever, but I don’t know what they were talking about because taking care of all those drunkards last night was one of the funniest things that I have ever done, and one of the funniest things ever happened. Mini and Heinicke were looking for something to eat, and Mini found a meat patty that was in a Tupperware container in the fridge. It was cold and clearly needed some heating in order to taste good, but Mini didn’t really know how to go about cooking it. He first put it in the microwave which wouldn’t turn on because the power was out or something, and after trying and failing with that, he tried the gas oven which would work because it was gas not electric. He puts the Tupperware container in the griller or the oven or whatever and closes it and sets it to two hundred degrees, at least that’s what he said aloud. Heinicke freaked out and thought that it would light a fire or something, which it probably would have but then Mini took it out and thought of another way of heating it; the kettle. I don’t know what he thought he could do with the kettle and neither did he I think because he gave up awfully quickly and then he just decided to eat it cold, he ripped it into four pieces, handed one to Heinicke, Iggy and I but I didn’t really want it because it looked kind of feral but Iggy really liked it and took my piece.
Then we made our way to Carmen’s room and sat on the couch slash bed thing as Jay took photos of us. Heinicke was so fucked that he thought the flash of the camera was lightning and thunder, so whenever Jay took a photo, he got scared. The night ended soon after that when Saf took me home and yeah, then I played some Xbox, checked the Facebook and wrote this all while listening to that Bulletproof song by La Roux on repeat. Oh and Nathan wanted me to put in a smiley face or something, I don’t know why but yeah. :)
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