The fluff.

Have you ever had one of those moments where you don’t know whether to do something or not? One of those situations where you really think about the positive and negative outcomes of doing whatever it is that you are about to do? I know I did today. If you have a penis, you would know that you get fluff, not necessarily in it but definitely around it, I don’t know about circumcised penis’s because they are a whole other species but my normal un-butchered one gets fluff caught in it, and around the pee hole. Some of them are just little black specks that would just come off in the shower or fly off when taking a piss. You come across the odd big bit of fluff that when taking a piss, it starts coming off with the streamline into the toilet or where ever it is that you piss, but it doesn’t come off and it just dangles there, pressing up against the streamline and you think to yourself, ‘man I could so grab that without getting piss on my hands’. After a huge amount of contemplating, you will probably decide to try and grab it, so you slowly, millimetre by millimetre bring your hand closer and closer to it, and you grab it, get rid of it and you realise that it wasn’t that hard at all. Or, you fuck it up and get piss all over yourself.

Right now I have two options of what to do. I could record my oral presentation for my English Application and then hand it up in the morning which means I would have completed my schooling for good, besides all that art but I’ll worry about that later, or I could just keep writing this. I am the only person awake in the house, and if I record my oral now, I might wake someone up. I could always write this in the morning when I have something more interesting to write about, but I am up and not tired and I have nothing to do and I just took a piss and saw the little bit of fluff flying in the stream of piss and I thought to myself ‘man that is great, I bet that happens to everyone with a penis, I am writing a blog on that’. I always wanted to write a blog on shit that guys do, but I don’t know what kind of reaction it would get. I could imagine all guys reading it loving it, and girls reading it and either finding it funny or be like ‘what the fuck?’ or of course there is always that other option where it turns out that it doesn’t happen to just guys, it’s just me and it is some weird problem or something.

It was just the other night though at Linou’s grad party that I realised how great it is to have a penis. I wanted to take a piss, and I was inside, so I walked over to the bathroom but there was a line to get in and then I realised, that I had a penis, and that I don’t need to line up. I leave the line of girls and a guy or two and make my way to the backyard. I didn’t even bother undoing my fly, I just pulled my package up and above my belt and took the piss. I didn’t even realise you could do this, I don’t know why I tried but I was fairly drunk, and I couldn’t be bothered figuring out my belt and fly and all that so I just did it and yeah, I was quite happy with myself.

I am listening to the 3OH!3 album, and by that I mean that I am listening to that one song that I like from it over and over again, and because I lost my iPod dock remote I have to get up off my chair to click the skip back button every time the song finishes, it is quite annoying. My chair is rather squeaky as well so not only is my music probably loud enough to wake someone up but the squeaking of my chair is really loud, even louder than the music. The music isn’t that loud though, but seeing as though mum and dad’s room is the next one over I am sure that it is enough to wake them up.

I remember a while back, I took a really nice shit, I don’t know how to explain it but it was just great. Then I wanted to write a blog on it but all the guys I asked said that they would love it but girls might find it gross or something. I then asked Meb what she would think of a blog about shitting and I think that she was so repulsed by the idea that she lost some respect that she had for me. I don’t think that this blog is that gross at all, I think it is just one of those ones that I write when I am really bored and to be honest, I just wanted to let guys know that if you get fluff in your penis and it follows the stream of piss as you piss, you are not the only one.