Have you ever gone on a road trip type thing when you know that you should be doing English or something instead, and by or something I mean just English. I really need to finish my English application, but instead of doing so last night, Brett, Dajana, Chrisman, Andrew, Tom Wilkin, Nathan and of course, myself went to Southport just for the hell of it and decided to park our cars up there and just chill. We decided to sleep in the cars up there but of course it wasn’t the most comfortable bed in the world, and definitely not the safest. Luckily before we dozed off I said it would be a wise decision to lock the car doors so that no one could break in or whatever. Luckily we did, because half way through the night Chris was awoken by someone knocking on Dajana’s window who, quite reasonably was assumed to be a homeless person or something, because, well I don’t know if that’s what he saw but that’s what they said this guy was, just a bum or something. Dajana cried, Chrisman chased the guy away or something and I missed it completely because I was trying to sleep in the other car, it was pretty fucking weird I guess, wait not guess, yeah it was but yeah, nah that was fucked.
Instead of trying to spend the rest of the night sleeping in the cars at Southport, we made the wise decision to drive back home and let everyone sleep in their own bed where the chances of getting attacked or something by a homeless person is much lower. Tom Wilkin drove me home and when I got home, I could not sleep. I don’t know why, but I just couldn’t. We had planned pre drinks for muck up day at six thirty in the morning at Tahlia’s house, and it was already like four in the morning so I thought that I might as well just stay up for two hours and then get ready to have awesome times at muck up day. I looked at my school polo top from year eleven and thought that it was too plain for muck up day, especially seeing as though other people are converting their uniforms it masterpieces. I cut my sleeves off so it was like a wife beater, if you don’t know what a wife beater is it is like a tank top or sleeveless tee shirt or whatever, not a man who abuses women physically and verbally. I then wrote all over it, just things that we have said over the year, and it looked fucking mind blowing to say the least.
Daj and Nathan then picked me up to go to Tahlia’s and get our drink on at the respectable time of six thirty in the morning, but after the first sip of Tahlia’s goon and juice mix, I decided not to drink anymore that morning. We spent the rest of the morning getting Facebook photos, making our outfits look even more amazing and of course, filling up water balloons and water guns. On the way to school, we were shooting pedestrians and the like with our water guns and Sheri and Hannah and that were ahead of us, and there was some guy in the car next to them screaming at them. He was going straight and we were turning right and we both had red lights, and we got the green light first to turn off and as we passed him, he looked at me all mean like and I squirted him in the face. Not like, porn squirt like you are probably thinking if you are fucked in the head, but water pistol squirt, of water. He lost his nut, he went absolutely ballistic screaming and that, and I thought that he was going to turn off anyway and chase us like that guy who Punda picked a fight with that time but he didn’t thank god and we just went to school.
The water fight at school for muck up day was good fun, and by far the highlight of it was getting Tim Edmeades in the face. I got a lot of people in the face, but he wasn’t even participating, he was just sitting on the sidelines, and in this single shot, that was amazing, I got my revenge for everything dicky that he has ever done on Facebook and in real life ever, as I shot him in the face, I ran off yelling ‘Now who’s the stupid man on Facebook, motherfucker?’ Whether he appreciated the gesture or not I don’t know, I can assume that he didn’t but fuck me that was the best thing that I have ever done, I was so happy.
After that we made our way to Charlotte’s house for after Muck Up Day Barbeque that started off with like five people, but then developed into awesomeness. We were all having great times with such a small group, but the great times turned into awesome times when the group of five multiplied by another five which everyone knows is twenty five, and god I hope that is right or I am going to seem like a bloody idiot. The pool was one of the main features of the day and of course, the barbeque was also quite the attraction, but what I have realised is that everywhere I go, people are doing things to either get a mention in here or they just tell me that I haven’t ever mentioned them before or I haven’t mentioned them enough.
Jay Pozniak was telling me today that I have only mentioned him that one time and it was nowhere near good enough as what he deserves. Well Jay, here is two full sentences all about you, treasure this moment because I don’t know how long they will last, and by that I mean that they will end now. Another highlight of the day was when Meb gave me her camera and told me to take some photos. Of course, I went nuts taking amazingly awesome photos that I think actually, are amazingly awesome. Overall it was an amazing day and yeah, well actually an amazing day and last night, I have not slept and when I started writing this, I actually started falling asleep and it was kind of fucked. I am glad that I am wide awake now somehow, so I can stay up a bit longer and get an amazing sleep in nice and early.
Oh yeah and today was the first time that I have got to that perfect drunk level during the day time, it was just a shame that it was a barbeque and not a dance party, and also I think The Sims is shit, I don’t know what came over me yesterday but I am not finding it fun at all, I guess that Sims mood was just shit and yeah, dinner time.
Instead of trying to spend the rest of the night sleeping in the cars at Southport, we made the wise decision to drive back home and let everyone sleep in their own bed where the chances of getting attacked or something by a homeless person is much lower. Tom Wilkin drove me home and when I got home, I could not sleep. I don’t know why, but I just couldn’t. We had planned pre drinks for muck up day at six thirty in the morning at Tahlia’s house, and it was already like four in the morning so I thought that I might as well just stay up for two hours and then get ready to have awesome times at muck up day. I looked at my school polo top from year eleven and thought that it was too plain for muck up day, especially seeing as though other people are converting their uniforms it masterpieces. I cut my sleeves off so it was like a wife beater, if you don’t know what a wife beater is it is like a tank top or sleeveless tee shirt or whatever, not a man who abuses women physically and verbally. I then wrote all over it, just things that we have said over the year, and it looked fucking mind blowing to say the least.
Daj and Nathan then picked me up to go to Tahlia’s and get our drink on at the respectable time of six thirty in the morning, but after the first sip of Tahlia’s goon and juice mix, I decided not to drink anymore that morning. We spent the rest of the morning getting Facebook photos, making our outfits look even more amazing and of course, filling up water balloons and water guns. On the way to school, we were shooting pedestrians and the like with our water guns and Sheri and Hannah and that were ahead of us, and there was some guy in the car next to them screaming at them. He was going straight and we were turning right and we both had red lights, and we got the green light first to turn off and as we passed him, he looked at me all mean like and I squirted him in the face. Not like, porn squirt like you are probably thinking if you are fucked in the head, but water pistol squirt, of water. He lost his nut, he went absolutely ballistic screaming and that, and I thought that he was going to turn off anyway and chase us like that guy who Punda picked a fight with that time but he didn’t thank god and we just went to school.
The water fight at school for muck up day was good fun, and by far the highlight of it was getting Tim Edmeades in the face. I got a lot of people in the face, but he wasn’t even participating, he was just sitting on the sidelines, and in this single shot, that was amazing, I got my revenge for everything dicky that he has ever done on Facebook and in real life ever, as I shot him in the face, I ran off yelling ‘Now who’s the stupid man on Facebook, motherfucker?’ Whether he appreciated the gesture or not I don’t know, I can assume that he didn’t but fuck me that was the best thing that I have ever done, I was so happy.
After that we made our way to Charlotte’s house for after Muck Up Day Barbeque that started off with like five people, but then developed into awesomeness. We were all having great times with such a small group, but the great times turned into awesome times when the group of five multiplied by another five which everyone knows is twenty five, and god I hope that is right or I am going to seem like a bloody idiot. The pool was one of the main features of the day and of course, the barbeque was also quite the attraction, but what I have realised is that everywhere I go, people are doing things to either get a mention in here or they just tell me that I haven’t ever mentioned them before or I haven’t mentioned them enough.
Jay Pozniak was telling me today that I have only mentioned him that one time and it was nowhere near good enough as what he deserves. Well Jay, here is two full sentences all about you, treasure this moment because I don’t know how long they will last, and by that I mean that they will end now. Another highlight of the day was when Meb gave me her camera and told me to take some photos. Of course, I went nuts taking amazingly awesome photos that I think actually, are amazingly awesome. Overall it was an amazing day and yeah, well actually an amazing day and last night, I have not slept and when I started writing this, I actually started falling asleep and it was kind of fucked. I am glad that I am wide awake now somehow, so I can stay up a bit longer and get an amazing sleep in nice and early.
Oh yeah and today was the first time that I have got to that perfect drunk level during the day time, it was just a shame that it was a barbeque and not a dance party, and also I think The Sims is shit, I don’t know what came over me yesterday but I am not finding it fun at all, I guess that Sims mood was just shit and yeah, dinner time.
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