The blue haired brawler.

Over this last week there has been an insane amount of tension between everyone, the main being between the wogs and the Aussies but that has kind of died down because there haven’t been any over the top birthday celebrations lately. I have been so pumped for a fight and today, my dreams came true for a split second. I am completely oblivious to why they were fighting but today, Harley Lee Hall’s little sister and that blue haired chick got into some sort of a disagreement and there was going to be a fight at lunch. Everyone makes their way to the footy oval expecting to see one of the best fights in the world, or more realistically they were expecting to see a big crowd form and then teachers break it up before anything even remotely awesome happens. Of course, the second, less awesome scenario is the one that came true and there was no fight.

Word spread that after school there would be a fight at down the lane. My initial thoughts were that there would be a fight by the lane, but I am unsure whether these thoughts were because I was actually thinking them or because they were in my head because I had just heard the news. I let a few seconds pass to see if my thoughts changed but they hadn’t, if anything I was more pumped to see some fighting. Just as school had finished, we started to make our way to the lane, we met up with everyone else in the world, because everyone else in the world was going to see this fight and we made our way down to the lane. There was a thick circle full of people surrounding the two girls, but nothing came from it for a long time. They were yelling at each other for a good five minutes, and by good five minutes, I mean it wasn’t good, it was fucking boring...

The fight then took a turn from rude language to a more fight style thing, when the one without blue hair pulled the blue hair of the one with blue hair. Then the chick without blue hair got spat on by heaps of guys standing around her, it was as revolting as it was hilarious. The yelling started to get louder and then teachers came and everyone ran away. Like an antelope from The Lion King, I followed but I don’t really know why, it’s not like I can get into any trouble for being there. I stopped running, as did a few other wise antelopes, and we just walked back. Mr Ellis started approaching us and I thought that he was going to try and get us in trouble but he just asked Quire if he had written his graduation speech yet. The rest of the teachers didn’t even bat an eyelid at us; we just walked past them and made our way to the car park.

I was really hoping that I could start today’s blog something along the lines of If you weren’t down the lane after school then you missed the greatest fight in the history of mankind but I guess that I can’t. Well I could, but that would just be a blatant lie. This week feels like it has just been a huge build up, tomorrow will either have the best fight in the world or, it just won’t. Either way, I’m pumped for the weekend!