This is the continuation of the memoirs of Thomas Wilkin; we will pick up where we left off, Tom has just met Hannah, he drank his iced coffee along with many more, but this is where the story takes a turn for the worse. The canteen stopped selling things that were considered bad for you, such as chocolates, lollies, soft drinks and of coarse... Iced Coffee... for some reason they still serve pies and sausage rolls which I am pretty sure are bad for you, probably worse than Ice Coffee but that’s a story for another day. To be honest I will probably not mention this again but...okay back to the memoirs.
Moving on from Ice Coffee and onto a more positive note, Tom had made a new friend, and one that will stick with him forever... or at least until today, and maybe a few more days.m and his name was, and still is, Jack Sanders. They always caught the same bus to and from school but were never properly acquainted, until the 2006 World Cup started. Every morning from then on, they would talk about the results from the previous night, and especially the results of Australia. After the World Cup finished they continued to talk about soccer until Tom invited him over for a game of FIFA. They were in Tom’s bedroom playing FIFA when somehow they decided that showing each other their penises would be a good idea for comparative reasons. They were both very impressed and continued to be naked together.
One faithful Saturday night, Jack and Tom were sitting at the computer desk at Jack’s house. No one was home, so of course they were naked. Tom was playing with his brand new camera phone, no this is not a metaphor, he had a new camera phone, which was pretty amazing back in year ten. Tom decided to take an experimental photo of his lap, which of course included some genitalia. He made the seemingly meaningless decision of giving the camera phone to Jack to have a look at the quality of the picture. This is where what seemed to be a meaningless decision to hand over the camera phone became a regretful one, and this is where the stories can change depending on who you ask. If you ask Jack, he accidently kept on pressing the middle button which sent the photo to Aaron because he was first on the phonebook, but many believe he indeed did it on purpose, knowing that Aaron would show everyone. The truth is unknown, either way it is fucking funny. The photo got to Aaron, and from there it went to everyone. By Monday, everyone with eyes had seen Tom Wilkins penis. His nickname Tiny Tom caused humorous one liners from many. Including, ‘Oh, no wander they call you Tiny Tom’ or ‘Hey Big Tom’.
There is still much more to mention in the life of Thomas Wilkin, but there just isn’t enough time to fit the rest into this one. I am going to say to tune in tomorrow but chances are I won’t have it done by tomorrow, because that’s what happened last time. But just keep in mind that some time in the next few weeks, there will be a third part to this. Who knows, it might even be tomorrow, but more realistically it won’t be.
Moving on from Ice Coffee and onto a more positive note, Tom had made a new friend, and one that will stick with him forever... or at least until today, and maybe a few more days.m and his name was, and still is, Jack Sanders. They always caught the same bus to and from school but were never properly acquainted, until the 2006 World Cup started. Every morning from then on, they would talk about the results from the previous night, and especially the results of Australia. After the World Cup finished they continued to talk about soccer until Tom invited him over for a game of FIFA. They were in Tom’s bedroom playing FIFA when somehow they decided that showing each other their penises would be a good idea for comparative reasons. They were both very impressed and continued to be naked together.
One faithful Saturday night, Jack and Tom were sitting at the computer desk at Jack’s house. No one was home, so of course they were naked. Tom was playing with his brand new camera phone, no this is not a metaphor, he had a new camera phone, which was pretty amazing back in year ten. Tom decided to take an experimental photo of his lap, which of course included some genitalia. He made the seemingly meaningless decision of giving the camera phone to Jack to have a look at the quality of the picture. This is where what seemed to be a meaningless decision to hand over the camera phone became a regretful one, and this is where the stories can change depending on who you ask. If you ask Jack, he accidently kept on pressing the middle button which sent the photo to Aaron because he was first on the phonebook, but many believe he indeed did it on purpose, knowing that Aaron would show everyone. The truth is unknown, either way it is fucking funny. The photo got to Aaron, and from there it went to everyone. By Monday, everyone with eyes had seen Tom Wilkins penis. His nickname Tiny Tom caused humorous one liners from many. Including, ‘Oh, no wander they call you Tiny Tom’ or ‘Hey Big Tom’.
There is still much more to mention in the life of Thomas Wilkin, but there just isn’t enough time to fit the rest into this one. I am going to say to tune in tomorrow but chances are I won’t have it done by tomorrow, because that’s what happened last time. But just keep in mind that some time in the next few weeks, there will be a third part to this. Who knows, it might even be tomorrow, but more realistically it won’t be.
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