Today was Rachel Dodman’s birthday, that girl that broke Chris’s heart. I thought that I would put away my hate for her for this one day at least while we celebrate her birthday, and to say that party hats were in order would be an understatement. Well it wouldn’t be an understatement but let’s just say that we took party hats to the next level.
We had a bet to see who could wear a party hat for the longest. In the bet was Chrisman, Heinicke and myself, the bet wasn’t for money though, this was a dick suck bet. The only way you can lose if you take the party hat off yourself or if it falls off by something natural like falling off in the wind or falling off while you run or something. If someone knocks it off your head or someone takes it off you don’t lose, you just put it back on and you’re okay. I was almost sure that Chris would be the first to crack, he kept giving us different scenario’s and see if you can take it off then, like in the shower or when shaving or if you were to get a haircut. I don’t know if Dajana was in on the bet but she had her party hat on for quite a long time so yeah, footy.
The party hats took us to Mitcham shops where we got some awkward looks from everyone in the world (yes, everyone in the world was in Mitcham shops this morning), but that didn’t stop us from wearing our party hats. There was one other rule though, if someone other than yourself breaks your party hat you just aren’t in it anymore, you don’t owe any dick sucks but you are just shit and everyone can just say how shit you are for the rest of the day, or until eight o’ clock at night as we randomly and officially said.
Now just so you know how a dick suck bet works, all you need to know is that they generally don't mean anything. It just means that the other person owes you a dick sucking. I owe Chrisman two I think, I don't remember what for but I do. I doubt that I am ever going to suck his dick but yeah, if he ever wants it I guess I have to do it for him.
I normally don’t go to Health because it is just a waste of time, but today I was forced to go in so I did... I sure do regret that though, Chris and I walked into Health just to have Ollie and Christine break our amazing party hats. In a way, it was great because I didn’t have this irritating as all fuck itch on my neck and under chin bit but yeah... and we didn’t lose, we were just shit for the rest of the day, no dick suckings in order... and Andrew Heinicke, if you are reading this and are still wearing your party hat, please take it off, you have won.
We had a bet to see who could wear a party hat for the longest. In the bet was Chrisman, Heinicke and myself, the bet wasn’t for money though, this was a dick suck bet. The only way you can lose if you take the party hat off yourself or if it falls off by something natural like falling off in the wind or falling off while you run or something. If someone knocks it off your head or someone takes it off you don’t lose, you just put it back on and you’re okay. I was almost sure that Chris would be the first to crack, he kept giving us different scenario’s and see if you can take it off then, like in the shower or when shaving or if you were to get a haircut. I don’t know if Dajana was in on the bet but she had her party hat on for quite a long time so yeah, footy.
The party hats took us to Mitcham shops where we got some awkward looks from everyone in the world (yes, everyone in the world was in Mitcham shops this morning), but that didn’t stop us from wearing our party hats. There was one other rule though, if someone other than yourself breaks your party hat you just aren’t in it anymore, you don’t owe any dick sucks but you are just shit and everyone can just say how shit you are for the rest of the day, or until eight o’ clock at night as we randomly and officially said.
Now just so you know how a dick suck bet works, all you need to know is that they generally don't mean anything. It just means that the other person owes you a dick sucking. I owe Chrisman two I think, I don't remember what for but I do. I doubt that I am ever going to suck his dick but yeah, if he ever wants it I guess I have to do it for him.
I normally don’t go to Health because it is just a waste of time, but today I was forced to go in so I did... I sure do regret that though, Chris and I walked into Health just to have Ollie and Christine break our amazing party hats. In a way, it was great because I didn’t have this irritating as all fuck itch on my neck and under chin bit but yeah... and we didn’t lose, we were just shit for the rest of the day, no dick suckings in order... and Andrew Heinicke, if you are reading this and are still wearing your party hat, please take it off, you have won.
1 comments:
You didnt win?
Shame on you...
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