The win over MXC.

Tonight may just be the biggest indoor soccer game that RAC United has ever had. There are two games left in the season, and if we win them both, and rig it a bit, we may have finals chances. Currently, we are fifth or sixth I don’t know, but the top four teams make it into finals and that is where we need to be. We are five points away from the team we need to get ahead of, and you get three points for a win. I was thinking that all we need to do is win these two games and hope the teams above us lose and then we will make our way into the top four but it seems a little more complicated than that, because you get one point for a loss apparently...the only thing that gets you no points is a forfeit...

I know what you’re thinking, ‘Cosma, how are you going to get the team above you to forfeit their last two games?’ Well, I don’t really know...we have two options, we can kill the entirety of the team above us, and from there hope that no one suspects us when we slip into the top four after our two wins; this solution, although the hardest, is the most assuring way to get us into the top four.

The other option and the slightly less illegal one would be to abuse a certain knowledge that we have. That knowledge is that if a team doesn’t fill out the team sheet, that team forfeits. The end score for that match is recorded as a ten nil win for the team who does fill out the team sheet and yeah, no points are awarded for the losers. Even though it is a little bit less illegal, alot more actually...it is still illegal none the less.

Either way, finals or not, we want to at least win these last two games. I don’t only want to win though; I want an audience to witness our awesomeness. I thought that making a Facebook event will make sure that people come; I came to the Unley High School grand final after seeing that it was on via a Facebook event. It seems that people didn’t really go off over this Facebook event, I invited over four hundred people, assuming that they would all turn up, I was pretty pumped. I go on Facebook about ten minutes later to discover an appalling eighteen confirmed guests, sixty six maybes, one hundred and fifty people not attending and a further one hundred and seventy five people not even giving me an answer. Dog times Facebook, very dog times.

Anyway, we are sure to win it for the eighteen people who turn up, even though like six of those people play on the team, we will win it for them...the twelve people that is...if they turn up...