The Superman.

I have been told how bad energy drinks like Red Bull and Mother are for you, but I have never really believed it. I mean, it's not like it's going to be good for you, no shit, but it can't be that bad for you. There was this thing on Sixty Minutes not too long ago about how bad they are for you, and I am not exactly one to trust television. I don't watch television at all anymore, I used to watch it sometimes but nothing interests me. Whenever I am in the room with my mum or dad when they are watching like A Current Affair or Today Tonight or one of those shit ass shows I get angry because it just looks like everything they say is such bullshit, anyway, so naturally, I didn't believe that energy drinks were that bad for you.

I don't drink that many energy drinks due to the fact that they cost way too much, not because they are bad for you or anything. I mean hell, I had like four Red Bulls in like ten minutes on the cruise, I didn't even get any high off it or any effect or anything I don't think. When I go to parties or an occasion where I am going to get my drink on, I love those alcoholic energy drink type things, like Pulse or Hi NRG or Elevate and the rest, there's heaps of them, and they are all fucking awesome.

Normally it is cheaper to buy a four pack of Pulse or something than to buy a four pack of Red Bull and a bottle of vodka and do it yourself... normally. There are these new energy drinks out, I don't know if you know of them or if you have ever had one but they are called Superman. They taste great, just like a Red Bull, but for some reason or another, they are insanely cheap. Now Chrisman and I had just bought a bottle of tequila, I have already gone over most of this story in my dancing post but I will just skim through it now. Anyway, long story short, a four pack of Superman was three dollars. Without thinking why they would be so cheap compared to the same tasting Red Bull which goes for like fourteen dollars a four pack or something, Chrisman bought a four pack... and I bought four four packs.

We mixed them with tequila and yeah, like I said before, it was fucking awful. We probably should have gotten vodka or something instead of tequila but yeah, I learned a valuable lesson from that. Anyway, we still had two four packs in my fridge and Chris was over wanting to watch a movie or something. We crack open the first four pack and put on Anchorman, what I now realize is one of the funniest movies ever made. We had two each and then opened the next four pack, we had one each and then the movie was over so he left and I went to bed.

I awoke the next morning needing to urinate, as you do when you drink three energy drinks and then go straight to bed without pissing. I took my clothes off and got completely naked... I know, erotic... I got in the shower and began to bathe, then I started to pee, and what do I see flowing from Little Cosma (my penis)? Fluorescent Green Urine, that literally glowed. My reactions to the piss; in order, were the following.

Oh Jesus Christ my piss is actually green.

I am going to die.

I am never going to drink another energy drink ever again.

This must be why they are three dollars a four pack.

Oh nice, I have something to write about in my blog. Green piss!

I should probably go and buy some more of these before they go back up in price.