The FUIC*.

Today was one of those days that make me happy to be where I am, everything just seemed to go well right from the start, so I’ll take you back to the start so you can see how good the day actually was. I woke up for my early English lesson, which is my most beloved lesson of all, not early but English, it’s the best lesson in the world, I won’t get into that now because I am sure that one day it will just be about how amazing English is so I’ll just leave it at footy. Anyway, so I got up and got in the shower... normally when I go in the shower that early in the morning I just stand there and forget I am in there because I am so out of it and I let the water pound that bit under the neck but above the back, I think it’s called the lower neck quadrant... anyway, so normally I am in there for so long doing nothing and then mum just walks in, bangs on the door before I can really do anything and then I rush through washing my hair and cleansing the rest of me. This morning though, I get out of the shower just as mum is about to bang on the door, great times!

I then made my way to my bedroom and put on the new Muse album, which I could talk about for the rest of this thing but I won’t because I know that not all of you like Muse... which means that some of you are my enemy but hey, footy. Moving on from footy, I know I said I usually put on dance music and get into some naked dancing but this morning I was feeling all Musey. Then we go to school and in early English, the most amazing thing happened, I got a free FUIC* from Charlotte, which is probably one of the best things that has ever happened to anyone, ever.

Then in double Health I finished my advertisement assignment for English, which was an advertisement for the blog which was awesome because I got to use the logo I made for the assignment on the blog now so everything just looks heaps footy. I am not even sure what we are doing in Health right now, I think there is some two thousand word assignment due soon that I don’t really know what to do but I think I am writing about Marijuana or something... So already today I have finished my assignment, got a free FUIC*, had a well timed shower and listened to the new Muse album again. I then went to Wendy’s, which is probably one of the best places in the world because the people there love me so much they just give me shit, so today I got a large shake n dog for seven dollars instead of the eight or whatever it is and then they gave me a new card thing for free shake n dogs, not my best Wendy’s effort but still, awesome.

Then I saw one of the funniest things ever, I don’t know how to explain it but when you tense all your face muscles it sort of looks like you are going Super Saiyan or something. Not everyone can go Super Saiyan but Aaron can do it so amazing that it made me laugh more than I have laughed since the last time I watched Anchorman. Then we drove back to school just in time for Anna Lisa’s birthday do, which was similar to Rachel’s but instead of party hats, we had those blowy things that make annoying as all fuck noises. Great times! Then we went back to Mitcham but in Quires car, which means David Guetta on insane volume which sounds amazingly...loud on his speakers, and then back to school and then I went home instead of going to art.

The day was perfect, I accomplished so much and put in such little effort, but then the perfect day was ruined when Ms Moore rang my mum asking why I wasn’t in art... god damn it...

*Farmers Union Iced Coffee