The Social Bots.

Ever wandered if anyone secretly likes you? Or maybe you want to find out who you will marry one day, or which of your friends will be the fattest? I know I would like to know these things...I think, I don't know if I actually want to know them but anyway, it would be interesting. Well lucky for you, there is an easy way to find out pretty much anything you will ever need to know! Facebook!


Facebook applications can do a lot these days. They can tell you who is your biggest fan or stalker, they can tell you which character from Skins you are most like, they can...well, pretty much everything is covered, but none of these compare to my favorite application of all. The Bot things, there's a crush bot that says who has a crush on you, a marriage bot that tells you who you will marry, a gay bot that tells you who is your fruitiest friend, baby bot if you want to find out who will be the next one of your friends to have a baby and so on...there are plenty...


I love these bots, and as far as I'm concerned, they are true! My results for the crush bot are that Carmen has a crush on me, which she so does I mean I am her king. Then it says that Christine James has a high chance of having a crush on me, as does Caitlin Leech, also a high chance...then it goes to say that Rachel Dodman has a good chance of having a crush on me, but after what she did to Chrisman I wouldn't ever want to be with her...then it says that Meb has a medium chance of having a crush on me which is great because she is always wearing a beret.


According to the truth telling marriage bot, there is marriage bliss between me and Carmen, but we all know that we are already king and queen so that is bound to happen, good guess bot! Then it says that Jess Langford is my second choice, then Christine James is my third. Then it says that Caitlin Leech will run at the altar, that's pretty dog I think. Then Alena and I would end on divorce...absolutely devastating effort form those last two, but I think that if I can marry all five of them I did alright...except for Caitlin who will run at the altar of coarse.


A useful one is the bridesmaid bot, it tells you which of your friends should be your bridesmaids, according to this...what, no that can't be...according to this, Carmen will be my maid of honor...and Christine, Jess, Caitlin and Alena will be my bridesmaids... how can they be my bridesmaids if I am marrying them all... this is bullshit, I think I have found a major flaw in this robot design! Don't use this piece of shit application! All it does it lie...