So I just wrote this amazing opening sentence on Brett’s computer but then I realised his internet isn’t working, not only that but he also couldn’t find his portable internet stick thing that he uses for his internet. I probably could have used a USB and transferred it to a computer that had working internet but I thought of that after I turned his computer off. I was fairly disappointed that my amazing sentence has gone, like it was one of those sentences that really drew you in and you would be like ‘oh that is an amazing start, I’m going to read the rest of this,’ but now this will have to do, this really pointless sentence about my other, previous, better sentence.
Moving on from the amazing sentence that no one will ever know, I just wanted to say that Josh Breda is amazing. I don’t know if you all did this but I know that I did, and that thing is that when I was a kid I went to Harvey Norman and they gave out Mew in the game for free, so my brother brought his Red Version and I brought along my better, Yellow Version and we each got Mew. It was some low level, like level two or something but we trained it up quick and it became the dominating force for each of us. Until my brothers game was deleted by my cousin or something and he had to start again, Mewless. Last night, whilst watching Teeth; that movie about the vagina that eats penises off and stuff... anyway, while we were watching it Josh Breda told me that K-Mart are doing this special thing where they are giving away this Pokémon, I don’t remember what it is called but it is the best Pokémon ever, ever. Just so you know how good it is, Mew’s total stat number is six hundred, so is Dragonite and pretty much all the other Pokémon that are the best Pokémon. This Pokémon’s total stat is seven hundred and twenty.
I went with Josh Breda and Brett Aitken, Brett and I both received the dominating Pokémon and we were thinking what level it would be on. Mew was on level two or something when I got that, so this would probably be the same deal. Brett was saying ridiculous shit like ‘I hope it’s on level one hundred when we get it’ and I was just thinking, there is no way that it would be because it would just be too good, and it wouldn’t obey us anyway, we have like three badges or something. I get the Pokémon in my game, check its stats and see that it is actually level one hundred. My friend always wants to battle me because his Pokémon are way better than mine; I mean he has been playing for like thirty hours longer than I have. I thought it would be funny if I told him I wanted to battle now and used my level one hundred Pokémon to dominate him. The battle started as I expected, with him absolutely destroying all of my Pokémon with one Pokémon. He got down to my sixth Pokémon, which was my domination Pokémon, hold on I’ll just find out what it’s called so I can call it that from now on, just hold on. Okay so it’s called Arceus, I put the picture of this blog just as a picture of him... or her, just so you can see what he... or she looks like. Okay so he got down to my Arceus, I sent him or her out and before I could even do a single move, my friend turned his DS off.
Now I am at Tom’s house, Tom Wilkin that is. My friend is playing his Pokémon and I am writing this... My friend has really limited me in what I can say, because I wanted to say that I won the Pokémon battle before and all this other stuff but he said that if I disclosed this information about what happened or even who he is, he will bash the shit out of me. He said that he still wanted to be tagged in the tag thing in the blog but then I thought, he hasn’t really been mentioned so I don’t think he has even earned his tag. He has been tagged before, quite a bit actually but yeah... I guess I can’t mention him... Tom wants to go on his Facebook now because he doesn’t have Pokémon so I’ll just wrap it up here...
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