I hate it when someone makes you laugh so much that a little bit of snot comes out of your nose and then someone sees and then there is no point in hiding it anymore because it will just get out that you have snot coming out of your nose and onto your face. I hate it even more when instead of a little bit of snot; it’s a fuck load like what happened yesterday. Yesterday was the day that people went to Kahli’s house to have drinks before they go into town, or if you are me, you went there and socialised and then left because you aren’t eighteen and can’t go into town. Kahli had this big cardboard key thing that everyone was signing and writing birthday wishes and all that so I thought that I would write something funny on it. Jess Asrawe then said something like ‘what are you writing, the whole Transformers script or something?’ because I was thinking for quite some time. Also, we did give Kahli Transformers 2 on DVD and a Transformers 2 colouring book which I’m sure she will colour and have endless fun with, and I was wearing a Transformers hoodie and a T-Shirt with Optimus Prime on it. I started to write, and I started ‘in the beginning...’ and then I just completely forgot anything else that the narrator man says after that. Well I didn’t really forget, it’s not like I have ever really known, but yeah I went blank and continued to write her a regular birthday message.
Now that I look back on the day, wait... evening, okay hold on. Now that I look back on the evening, I really did give Christine a lot of shit. I always do, but I think that Brett and I might have taken it too far this time. I realised this when Brett was poking her in the back with the shashlik stick and she soon moved away. I told her that this blog would be completely about how much I hate her, but she said that if I actually did that then she would actually never forgive me and she would actually never speak to me again... actually. When Brett and I left, Christine was up in one of the bedrooms getting changed or something, so we didn’t even get to say goodbye to her. I told Kahli to tell her that we said goodbye and how much we don’t hate her, but then Brett said to tell her how much we hate her, so I think that the mixed messages might have confused Kahli and made Christine even more depressed... I don’t know. Christine, if you are reading this, which you better be or I hate you even more... sorry, I don’t hate you Christine, sorry for making you cry that time because I said that I hated you, sorry for poking you in the back with the shashlik stick even though that was mainly Brett, sorry for saying that you had extremely bad back acne when you actually didn’t and sorry for saying that you had all this dipping sauce all over your ass when you actually didn’t... actually.
Brett used to go out with Kahli in like year eight or something, and when he got the key thing to sign, he wrote probably the funniest thing I have ever seen ever. It said something like, ‘Dear Kahli, I hope you have a happy eighteenth, love from Brett. PS, please take me back, these last five years without me have been killing me,’ and when I read that, I laughed so much that a large quantity of snot came out of my nose and onto my mouth, and before I could even hide it I saw that Jess Asrawe was looking at me so I was like ‘yeah, no point in hiding it now,’ so I get up and start to walk inside to grab a tissue before the amazing Ollie Moss gives me a napkin or something that I used to wipe my face and yeah... so that is the second time in my blogging history that I have laughed so hard that I actually launched snot from my nose in public... actually.
Brett wasn’t going into town, so we went back to mine to play some Pokémon and talk to Hannah Caon. It was a great day, I had probably one of the best Cokes I have ever had in my life, I abused Christine, I had some amazing barbeque, I tried to make friends with Christine, I laughed so hard that snot actually came out of my nose again my Luxio evolved into a Luxray, and yeah... I’m sure that something else happened that was good but I can’t think of anything... I haven’t had a Pokémon update since I have been playing Platinum so I’ll start them up again. See you tomorrow, as in not see you tomorrow but I’ll write again and you will read... and, yeah just don’t worry about it.
BADGES: 5
POKEDEX: 48
TIME: 22:11
EEVEE Lv: 27
PONYTA Lv: 30
GYARADOS Lv: 31
LUXRAY Lv: 33
STARAVIA Lv: 33
PRINPLUP Lv 33
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