It is weird, I mean I have done so much in the last twenty four hours but I am stuck sitting here with nothing to write about. I just got home from Villis because I haven’t eaten anything in way too long, before that I just got home from Brett’s house and before that we had crazy adventures, but instead of explaining what happened in reverse, I think I should start again and talk in a more chronological order of events, and for anyone who doesn’t know what chronological means, it is like start to finish. First we went to indoor soccer, and just for the record I was not wearing my lucky undies. We were playing a team that aren’t the best but they were meant to be decent, having the smallest crowd he have had in a while, Andrew kept a clean sheet as we beat them six nil.
After indoor we made our way to mine so we could grab my Nintendo DS and have a Pokémon night at Brett’s house. This Pokémon night soon turned into a random shit night as Andrew, Jack and I went to some little park thing to hide from Brett and Chris. Chris soon rang us saying that not only are the gang of forty nine out, but the police are also looking for us and so is a man with a gun. I don’t know if he expected us to believe him but we didn’t, but whenever he rang us, Jack always did the talking and he always acted really scared. They then said that they were going fishing or something and they were just about to go and pick up Aaron to go fishing, they asked if we wanted to come with them but we said that we were too scared from all the people that are trying to get us that night or something.
Just in case you didn’t know, Brett has a track on his iPod that is just a police siren, and his car speakers go fairly loud, so they were driving around with that on trying to scare us. We called Aaron to see if he even knew about this fishing trip that is supposedly happening, and he had no idea about it, so what we originally thought was true, that being that he wasn’t going fishing. We stayed in the bushes for some time longer before we saw what appeared to be Aaron run through the park with a big stick or rod or something as he yelled out things that I don’t remember. What first appeared to be Aaron turned out to be Aaron, when he got really close to us, and he was in the next set of bushes, we knew that it was him but somehow, he couldn’t see us at all. He couldn’t even hear us when the three of us were discussing whether we should jump out and beat the shit out of him, but that plan didn’t go ahead because we decided on plan B which was to run away. He saw us running away and chased after us for about two seconds, but after we escaped we saw Brett and Chris trying to drive after us. I felt like I was dehydrating so I stopped running and gave myself up, mainly so I could just get in the car and hopefully go and get a drink or something.
We made our way to Brett’s with Aaron and Chris, oh and Brett… I then had some water and went to bed. Now I don’t know exactly how much we slept, but I think it might have been four or five in the morning, but it was around five thirty when we got out of bed I think… Some time was spent playing Pokémon but there was definitely a lot of sleeping. We then had a swim which soon ended as we made our way inside for some more Pokémon playing, but then I made my way to Villis where I found myself devastated that the only schnitzels they had were pork, where I beef was my first choice followed closely by chicken. I ended up getting a pie, which as delicious as it was, devastated me completely. Then we made our way back to mine so I could grab my DS and then we went to Linou’s. We lost MEB and Alena on the way to Linou’s, well we didn’t lose them I just think that they might have been less interested in watching a movie called teeth about a woman that has a vagina with teeth that eats anything that gets put in it than we were… Tahlia left before we even started watching, leaving Breda, Linou and I to see something that left us all screaming and holding our crotches, happy that everything was still the way it was before we saw what we saw. Now I don’t want to ruin the movie for anyone, but let’s just say that this guy was trying to rape that chick with the vaginal teeth and he was left screaming as the camera panned down to reveal that he in fact was left with no penis. Karma’s a bitch isn’t it you rapist.
After indoor we made our way to mine so we could grab my Nintendo DS and have a Pokémon night at Brett’s house. This Pokémon night soon turned into a random shit night as Andrew, Jack and I went to some little park thing to hide from Brett and Chris. Chris soon rang us saying that not only are the gang of forty nine out, but the police are also looking for us and so is a man with a gun. I don’t know if he expected us to believe him but we didn’t, but whenever he rang us, Jack always did the talking and he always acted really scared. They then said that they were going fishing or something and they were just about to go and pick up Aaron to go fishing, they asked if we wanted to come with them but we said that we were too scared from all the people that are trying to get us that night or something.
Just in case you didn’t know, Brett has a track on his iPod that is just a police siren, and his car speakers go fairly loud, so they were driving around with that on trying to scare us. We called Aaron to see if he even knew about this fishing trip that is supposedly happening, and he had no idea about it, so what we originally thought was true, that being that he wasn’t going fishing. We stayed in the bushes for some time longer before we saw what appeared to be Aaron run through the park with a big stick or rod or something as he yelled out things that I don’t remember. What first appeared to be Aaron turned out to be Aaron, when he got really close to us, and he was in the next set of bushes, we knew that it was him but somehow, he couldn’t see us at all. He couldn’t even hear us when the three of us were discussing whether we should jump out and beat the shit out of him, but that plan didn’t go ahead because we decided on plan B which was to run away. He saw us running away and chased after us for about two seconds, but after we escaped we saw Brett and Chris trying to drive after us. I felt like I was dehydrating so I stopped running and gave myself up, mainly so I could just get in the car and hopefully go and get a drink or something.
We made our way to Brett’s with Aaron and Chris, oh and Brett… I then had some water and went to bed. Now I don’t know exactly how much we slept, but I think it might have been four or five in the morning, but it was around five thirty when we got out of bed I think… Some time was spent playing Pokémon but there was definitely a lot of sleeping. We then had a swim which soon ended as we made our way inside for some more Pokémon playing, but then I made my way to Villis where I found myself devastated that the only schnitzels they had were pork, where I beef was my first choice followed closely by chicken. I ended up getting a pie, which as delicious as it was, devastated me completely. Then we made our way back to mine so I could grab my DS and then we went to Linou’s. We lost MEB and Alena on the way to Linou’s, well we didn’t lose them I just think that they might have been less interested in watching a movie called teeth about a woman that has a vagina with teeth that eats anything that gets put in it than we were… Tahlia left before we even started watching, leaving Breda, Linou and I to see something that left us all screaming and holding our crotches, happy that everything was still the way it was before we saw what we saw. Now I don’t want to ruin the movie for anyone, but let’s just say that this guy was trying to rape that chick with the vaginal teeth and he was left screaming as the camera panned down to reveal that he in fact was left with no penis. Karma’s a bitch isn’t it you rapist.
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back in good form cosma
keep them as interesting as these
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