The Pokémon. (2)

BADGES: 8

POKEDEX: 55

TIME: 22:46

PIKACHU Lv: 38

CHARIZARD Lv: 40

GOLEM Lv: 41

VENUSAUR Lv: 41

BLASTOISE Lv: 46

MEW Lv: 49

I feel like I haven’t left my house forever. The last time I was out of my house was Thursday night, and I didn’t really do much then, we just went to Villis and then for a swim and all that, but I have actually been sitting in my room since then, doing nothing but playing Pokémon Yellow Version. It definitely shows that I have been doing nothing else, I mean I have played for twenty two hours and twenty two minutes, and I have all the badges, I am about take on the Elite Four and I have the most amazing list of Pokémon ever. I am in that cave thing, leading up to the Elite Four and yeah...

I remember joking about how in the school holidays, all I would be doing would be playing games and writing blogs, so the blogs would just be like ‘I played Xbox today, and I got past the fourth level in Halo’ but this is ridiculous. Tonight (this originally said last night but I put this blog up alot earlier than it was meant to be put up so I had to change it, you will understand when you get to the end of this and you will see why I was so excited so I had to put this up early, and I know that this is the first time I have used brackets I think, and it is because I hate them, anyway, I am going to exit these brackets so yeah, bye) was Halloween, and instead of doing one of many things that I could have done, I did nothing. I wanted to go out, you have no idea how much I wanted to go out, but my parents assured me that if I went out I could infect other people, and they actually used the word infect. I felt like a zombie, or at least someone who was bitten by a zombie but hadn’t yet turned into one because they hadn’t died yet, so they carried the zombie virus but they weren’t a zombie yet.

From around six at night onwards, I spent my night listening to Prodigy, playing Pokémon and getting up every now and again to give chocolate to any kid who came to the door. I wasn’t that fussed when the first bunch of kids came, one had a scream mask on, and the other few did something, I can’t remember but they looked rather Halloweeny. The next kid that came was by himself, on his bike, and I asked him what he wanted, and he replied with ‘chocolate or lollies or whatever’ and I told him ‘you should be dressed up or something, and you didn’t even say trick or treat,’ and this kid looked a lot older than the last bunch that came. He then said ‘yeah I’m a biker, can I have chocolate or something?’ so I told him to hang on for a second as I walked over to the kitchen. I walked past the chocolates that mum told me to give anyone who came, and I opened the fridge to find some old sausage that was lying in a plate. I contemplated giving him the sausage, but I thought that it would be a little harsh, I mean what if that sausage was saved for mum or dad or someone? So I picked off the end of it and walked over and gave it to him, the kid replied with ‘what the fuck is this?’ and I told him ‘it’s the end of a sausage. You made a poor effort trick or treating, so I made a poor effort getting you candy’. I don’t know what the kid did with the sausage, because I closed the door before I could get a response, but I can only assume that he was very unhappy with what he got, and he didn’t eat the sausage, he just dropped it or something. That is just what I assume, I don’t know, nor do I care because this kid was a douche bag.

The next bunch of kids that came were dressed almost identically as the first bunch, and if I didn’t know any better I could have sworn it was the same kids coming to get more. I didn’t really care though, because I was giving them shitty chocolate that I didn’t want anyway, but when one of the kids goes ‘oh chocolate!’ in what sounded like a really put on shock, I was more that suspicious. I remembered what the kids were dressed as, so if they came back I would tell them not to come back, or offer them the other end of the sausage. This was the last of the trick or treaters that came to my house, or at least the last ones that I greeted. I turned my music on full blast after those ones so for all I know there were more but I just didn’t hear them. Either way, I am happy with that whole sausage incident, I hope that kid learnt his lesson and never comes back here for Halloween ever, ever, ever again... ever.

Okay, so I just caught Moltres, and... Oh my god I am so happy. I don’t really remember this part of the game, but I am in that cave that takes you to the Indigo Plateau where you fight the Elite Four, and I got kind of lost but then I saw this bird, I went to talk to it, like you do when there is a bird in a cave that is as tall as you and then it said ‘Gulaawoo’ or something and then it was a Moltres and I was so scared, then I caught it and I was so happy and... Oh my god, words can’t describe how happy I am. I did it all by myself because the tips that Chris Vangopoulos were giving me were ridiculous and then I caught it with my Ultra Ball so I didn’t even have to waste my Master Ball and Mebakas is really proud and impressed and jealous of my Pokémon Yellow abilities and I am so happy...