The drunken revelations.

Have you ever just sat there listening to one of your mate’s little sisters talk about their sex life? I know i have, and it was probably one of the funniest slash disturbing things that I have ever encountered. It all started when we were sitting around watching Ash get his fourth badge from Sabrina. He needed to catch a ghost Pokémon in order to harm Sabrina’s Kadabra, but this was all interrupted when Georgia Aitken, Amy Shaw and Rachel Gill walked through the door, absolutely fucked off their beverages which most probably contained some alcoholic supplement. They had just returned from a Mexican themed party, and Rachel’s hat was tangled in with her necklace. Tom soon helped her untangle it, which she was amazed about and was absolutely flabbergasted about Tom’s untangling abilities.

Soon after the untangling abilities, they put all the chocolate that they had for some reason in the fridge so we didn’t eat it, because they probably thought that we wouldn’t look in the fridge for the chocolate that they thought that they hid from us. Tom and I really felt like eating some pods, and luckily they hid some pods in the fridge from us. The first place Tom and I looked was the fridge, and we opened the packet of pods and took our share, not that we really earned them or anything but I think that we took our share... Rachel then came inside in her underwear asking where the pods that we placed on the counter in front of her were. She was really annoyed because we wouldn’t tell her where we put them, and even when she was leaning on them asking us where we put them, she still didn’t realise that... well they were in front of her, I don’t know what else to say.

Tom and I then went outside to talk to the girls as they were swimming. If i was to mention what was said, I would be considered a dick, but it was way too funny not to mention, and even when they asked me if what they were saying would be in the blog, they didn’t really seem to care when I told them that it would be. Georgia Aitken kicked things off talking about how much she wanted to have sex with **** in year eleven. All she did was hook up with him, I then started to talk about his penis, acting as if I knew what it was like, and I made her really jealous, well not really jealous, just sad that she didn’t have sex with him.

They then started to converse about all the guys that they have had sex with, and how disgusting all the guys that Georgia had have sex with... sorry to any of them, I mean I don’t remember who any of you are, I heard all of your names but I don’t remember. Rachel then said one of those things that I remember for the whole of my life, she said that she wasn’t a slut, she just ‘likes to have sex,’ and it made me laugh.

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