I remember at the graduation after party, Claire Lontis came up to me and said that, despite my assumption, she actually doesn’t hate me. I always thought she hated me, I don’t know why, I just assumed. For all I know she does hate me and she just said that because she wanted to be nice or whatever or maybe she doesn’t hate me, or maybe she does or I don’t know, and I don’t really care. One thing she did tell me is that she reads, and enjoys my blogs though, and I always love it when people come up to me and tell me that they read and or enjoy reading my blog. Recently, Claire has started her own blog, and it is all about fashion and stuff I think... I haven’t really read much of it, but I glanced through it and because I am not really into fashion, well I shouldn’t say not really because I am not into it at all... but anyway, with no offence to Claire, her blog just didn’t really appeal to me.
Last night I was told to look at Claire Lontis’s blog and look at the comments on the post with the picture of Ben Zeigler on it. I looked at it and it said that it had like fifteen comments or something, I clicked on view comments and when I saw the first comment, it made me laugh quite a bit.
Anonymous said...
your blogs are so shit, cosma's blog is so much better
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 4:00 AM
Anonymous said...
ah yes. because I'm sure she wants to be compared to cosma, in fact that's probably the only reason she ever got a blog! only for unley people who we all know she loves :P
love you claire!
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 4:23 AM
Anonymous said...
Fuck off, at least Claire can actually write well, and the stuff she writes isn't just 'and then I did this and then I did that and it was so cool and my blog is amazing blah'. She's got substance
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 4:28 AM
Now I don’t know who wrote any of those comments, I mean they are all anonymous, but it did make me laugh. I must say though, that when told that my blogs have no substance that I was hurt. Well not really, actually not at all, but surely if no posts before this have had substance, then this one must because I am referring to a blog that is just oozing substance from its every word.
Anonymous said...
I'd rather read Claire's blog than read about Cosma's bowel movements anyday. Keep writing Claire, you've got class.
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 4:53 AM
This one confused me because I don’t actually think I have ever written about my bowel movements. I mean I have probably said in my blog that I took a shit or something but I never really describe how they go. I wanted to once but then I didn’t... oh wait, I think I did actually write about me shitting one day, yeah I think I did... Alright, yeah you got me there you anonymous person, you, but I do have class, I mean what is more classy than talking about shitting?
cairelontis said...
Wow... feedback. Interesting. Thankyou for your opinions but I must ensure you this is in no way a compete with Nick Cosma's blog nor anyone's blog, I really just have nothing better to do with my time.
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 5:06 AM
The first non anonymous person then commented, but it was Claire as she stated that she doesn’t want to compete with my blog or anything, but I already knew that when I looked at her blog the first time. I really thought that the comments would end there but as I scrolled down further it revealed some more anonymous feedback.
Anonymous said...
CLAIRE IS AMAZING
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 2:30 PM
Anonymous said...
shit blog sorry claire
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 4:27 PM
So that was someone saying that Claire is amazing, which is probably another person taking her side. I mean it might be someone who was taking my side and they were going to say ‘Claire is amazing but Nick Cosma’s blog is better’ but they didn’t finish, but I am fairly sure that it was someone taking her side... actually I am very sure, as in beyond one hundred percent sure. The next person just said that Claire’s blog is shit, which is either someone taking my side or someone who has no idea who I am or what my blog is but they just came across her blog and thought it was shit... who knows.
Anonymous said...
okay just quietly I don't think claire wants people who AREN'T interested in fashion and shit to read it, it's a fashion blog, I think right claire?
claire I love you, don't listen to these idiots, it's a remarkable display of your writing talents. emma x
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 7:00 PM
Anonymous said...
just a tip Claire, maybe if you wanted to appeal to more unley people (i.e. target audience of cosmas blog), you should really refer to more bodily functions, pokemon, and 'rad' parties you got drunk at. Oh wait, sorry, thats right...you've actually got a personality and writing skills. Well I guess theres no hope for you then!
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 7:12 PM
I agree with the first comment I guess, I don’t know... but this second one is a pretty bitchy one. I mean I am pretty sure I have a personality, that is what this whole blog is, it is just my personality being converted into words which I then put on the internet for people to read, if you don’t want to read it then don’t, I don’t give a shit. By bodily functions I assume you are talking about me shitting again or whatever, but yeah, okay...
Anonymous said...
Claire your subtle wit is astounding for a woman of your age, only eighteen look what she can write! You will go far. I've had the misfortune of reading Cosma's blog and it relies on bodily functions for a cheap laugh. Not cool. Claire wins.
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 7:45 PM
Anonymous said...
Claire your my herooo lol
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 8:20 PM
Anonymous said...
WOW. love it. Classy, sophisticated and witty. What a delicious read.
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 8:31 PM
It seems as though all these people read my blog once and the one that they read was the one where I talked about shitting. I don’t even really remember that one, actually, I am going to go back on what I said before because I don’t even think I have had a shitting blog, and I am pretty sure that the other two comments were irrelivent to the argument...
Anonymous said...
I'm not even going to compare Claires blog with cosmas. I read claires and it actually makes me pay attention because of the words she uses and the languages is amazing!
I feel my brain goes to shit when i read cosmas blog about farts, shit and everything like that.
Claire please keep this blog going because it is amazing and don't listen to the shitheads that say its crap, its prolly cosma or one of his friends who feel threatened from a decent blog.
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 8:35 PM
Anonymous said...
Claire even if I don't understand it I'm enthralled...
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 9:31 PM
Anonymous said...
Ooooh I like ittt
NOVEMBER 13, 2009 10:36 PM
For someone that likes to read things that are worded well and language that you describe as amazing, you type like a fucking retard. The languages is amazing? Even my Microsoft Word is underlining that one with the green underline that means you fucked up your grammar, and I don’t talk about farts like, ever I think... I decided to comment on it because I thought that maybe, just maybe, I should.
Cosma said...
wow... i lol'd.
NOVEMBER 14, 2009 2:55 AM
clairelontis said...
Hm, well cosma I'm pretty pissed off my blog has turned into a comparison to yours (not that it's your fault), clearly they're completely different.
sorry for all this..
NOVEMBER 14, 2009 4:43 AM
Cosma said...
yeah i dont know who that was before, but yeah. they are like opposite blogs, but i still found these comments pretty fun to read hahaha
NOVEMBER 14, 2009 9:58 AM
Anyway I am done with writing retorts to all these anonymous people. I thought it was funny how people say whatever they want when it is anonymous, like the internet is some curtain to hide behind so you can abuse the fuck out of people without anyone knowing who you are. I made my blog because I wanted to see if I could write something everyday because I wanted to be a columnist, but now I don't even know anymore. This has become a much bigger part of my life than I ever thought it would be, and I am loving it. If you don't want to read about what I do with my life or if you don't like the way that I write, then don't read my blog, if you log onto the internet and think to yourself, 'I am in the mood to read about fashion,' then don't come here because you will only disappoint yourself. Now I am going to go and take a shit, so fuck you.
14 comments:
I wasn't treating Claire like shit, I was treating you anonymous people like shit. I have no idea who you are, I mean I can assume but I have no idea and I don't really care to be honest. Can you please point out to me where in this post I am mean to Claire, because as far as I am concerned I have not been mean to her at all.
And as for me having a worse writing style than Claire, well okay, cool, but I don't really care because they are different writing styles. I don't write my blogs thinking that they are works of art, I write them the way they are because I have been told that they are funny this way and it is easy to read because it is just whatever comes into my head.
I can't even read Claire's blog because every second word is something that I don't understand, so I just gave up after the first paragraph in the one that I tried to read, yeah you might think that I'm stupid in comparison to Claire, and I probably am, but I don't give a flying fuck.
As for what she has put up with in her life, I have never heard of any of it, and that might be because I have pretty much never talked to her in my life, or it might be because stuff like that isn't meant to be shared with the public but then someone like you, who is obviously a bad friend just puts it on the internet.
I hope you feel good about yourself, whoever the fuck you are, you are a fucking bitch and I don't think Claire is weird or anything, I don't really see her as anything more than another person.
Ok so when you wrote 'made my blog because I wanted to see if I could write something everyday because I wanted to be a columnist, but now I don't even know anymore.'
I was almost going to cry because i thought it was a speech like 'but now i don't even know so i am gonna stop writing for a bit'
Phew u scared me there.
Personally i love both and the ones about shits and penis fluff are funny cos they are true geez people are getting so pathetic these days when they see one sentence like 'i am going to take a shit' and then they suddenly hate the blog without reading it cos they don't actually know what its about, by the way its ben 'ziegeler' haha
Keep writing cosma cos ur blogs are fucking sick
thanks mate, much appreciated :)
yeah ill correct your name now haha, I think that the first time I put you in the blog was when I was drunk so thats how I spelt it and thats how the spelling stuck haha
take care xx
blog wars, who would have thought we'd ever see the day. i thought the whole idea of a blog was to express your personal opinions so that people may be able to relate or just enjoy the read. i had never read either blog until i heard of this 'blog war' on facebook just this morning. so everybody, if you don't enjoy reading cosma's blogs then don't read them, and the same for claire's. they're two very different people who surprisingly seem to share one passion, despite their alternate styles of writing.
i think everyone should just let it go, seriously. does insulting someone to boost your own self esteem make you feel better? if you have so much to say, start your own blog you hypocritical, judgemental people.
i aagree with the last comment if you dont like the blog then fuck of.
every author/coloumist/writer what ever has there own style, its what makes them unique if you dont like it dont read it
cosma keep doing what your doing im loving it and although you talk a lot of shit its funny.
and claire i read your blog the other daay, i didnt know half the stuff that you were talking about but keep it up because obviously you have some fans out there as well
keep up the good work fellas cant wait to read teh next blog
xx
Your blogs make me and my friends laugh. who cares what people think. you brighten up my day :)
ps. first person in the comment list u are a fucking dead shit joke. go fuck urself. my language is fucking orgasmic u loser eat cosma's shit while hes taking one. "ok im not trying to be biased" get fucked u loser ur a hipocrit if ur getting stuck into cosma u should write a blog called "i'm a fucking loser and i like eating cosma's shit and then vommiting it back up coz its the best thing thats ever gonna come out of my mouth" then ud get some friends, who arent little arty farty fucks who use words like orgasmic to describe a piece of writting. fuck me dead! and ill be a hipocrit by saying ur a waste of time commenting a blog just to make someone feel bad, except its ok in my case im sure my orgasmic language makes up for this little slip up in my ideology up urs! Love you so much xxx Henri
Ps. ur a douche bag for telling the world about her problems, bet she loves u! real! now u have zero friends :) Henri
haha i agrree with henri
who ever said the first comment is a fucking dick, how does having all that stuff happen to you make you a fricken genius at writting blogs, that was some of the dumbest shit i ever heard what you said, claire i hope you find out who posted that about you so you can smash them, then maybe they can have some bad experiences and write a shit blog that no one cares about cos obviously they are a fuckin knob
wow dumb cunt
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