Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The ninety ninth blog.


I just finished packing an esky full of clothes. All my good tee shirts, two pairs of shorts, my year twelve jumper, my transformers hoodie, two pairs of jeans, a pair of track pants, my belt and a flanny shirt. I have put some time aside on this day of packing so that I can write my ninety ninth and maybe even final blog. I always wanted to reach one hundred blogs but who knows what will happen at schoolies? I won’t keep writing these and I might even die... I should probably go in with the attitude that I will die so when I walk out alive I will be happily surprised and that way if I do die I won’t be too devastated or anything.

I have been listening to The Annual 2010 for the last day or so and I am so keen to party. There was a time yesterday when I was actually having withdrawals because I haven’t partied in so long, but now I know, I just have to wait until Friday and then, in a way I have three parties in a row. There was a time when I thought that I would have a trifecta of parties, it was a long weekend and there was going to be a party on the Friday night, Saturday and Sunday, but one of them fell through and the trifecta was nonexistent. I am starting to realise that the trifecta is schoolies, and getting closer and closer every second that passes.

I said in my drunken blog that there are two things that I wanted to do with this blog, I mean apart from somehow make money from it. I always wanted to write a drunk blog, which I did, and I always couldn’t wait for the day that I would end a blog by saying ‘okay then, I’ll post back when I get back from my holiday’ because it will just feel amazing. I said this to Chris though and he had a go at me, he said that I would fail if I missed a day, net alone however many I will miss by going to schoolies, but yeah. I would like to say that I’ll be back on the Monday and that’s when my next post will be, but I can’t say that, because I am going in with expectations to die somehow so when I do I am not disappointed with myself, I am just like ‘yeah well that was bound to happen’.

Well I am off now because, well do you remember those three dollar four packs of Superman energy drinks that I talked about one time? Well now, apparently there are six dollar twenty four packs of some other, even more uknown energy drinks at some really random shop up at Port Road or something, so I guess we are off. This will be my last post before I go to schoolies and most probably die, so I guess this will be my last blog ever, unless I survive. In which case, I guess I’ll post something when I get back.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
(Hey, what up girl?)
Put my glasses on, I’m out the door - I’m gonna hit this city (Let’s go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back
I’m talking - pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

[CHORUS]
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

[Chorus]
Ain’t got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I’m talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now - we goin’ til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us -
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh


Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You gotta that sound
Yea, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Get your hands up
Put your hands up

No, the party don’t start until I walk in

Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

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