I can keep secrets, especially if they are things that shouldn’t get out. If the secret is something like, what this person is getting that person for Christmas, but that person knew that I knew what this person was getting them, and then that person just kept pestering me to tell them what this person was getting them and just didn’t stop, I would most likely cave and just tell that person what this person was getting them. However, if that person really didn’t want to know, and this person was keeping it a really good secret, I wouldn’t go and tell that person what they were getting, especially after this person had kept the present a secret for six months, and especially eight hours before Christmas.
Lauren had kept the secret of what Brett’s Christmas present was for six months. Brett didn’t know what it was, and he didn’t want the surprise ruined, especially because it was so close to Christmas. He knew that I knew what it was though, and he wasn’t really making guesses but he was just asking if he would like it, if I would like it, if Andrew would like it, just all these questions to assist him in, not really finding out what it was, but I think just so he knew if he would like it. I guess that the initial ‘yes you would like it’ wasn’t enough for him though, like he just had to keep on going. I went home that night with the secret still, as far as my secret leaking goes, un-leaked. Like it was still in the secret thingy, and Brett didn’t know what he was getting.
The time between what was now at the time but is now then and Christmas was thinning, and Brett still didn’t know what he was getting. Somehow, with eight hours before Christmas, Chris somehow leaked to Brett that Lauren had gotten Brett a Big Day Out ticket for Christmas. Like, I don’t know how he did it, I wasn’t there, but Brett was fucking angry. I’m the kind of person that likes to know what I am getting for Christmas, or birthdays, but I have really reached the point in my life where I’m just not getting presents anymore, I am just getting money. Although, I guess that if I had left myself from finding out what I was getting for Christmas for six whole months, and then just being told by Chris with eight hours to go, I would be fucking angry.
It isn’t really the thing that would warrant a huge revenge plot, but getting Chris back would be something that was on Brett’s mind, I’m sure of it. Something tells me that Chris didn’t even mean to do it though, I mean he is just fucking retarded, so he probably just included it in his regular everyday speech but then leaked it somehow, just because he is fucking retarded. Early this morning, and by that I mean like, two in the morning, we were just chilling at Tom’s, playing his Wii that he got for Christmas, when I hear the inane laughter of revenge coming from the room next to me. I make my way there to see what was going on and I see that Brett had sent a message to ten girls on Chris’s phone. What the message said I didn’t know, but the names I saw flash up on the screen under the picture of the envelope with an arrow on it and the word sending were names that, well they were names that would be funny to message of Chris’s phone.
After the series of names stop flashing, Brett goes back into what the message was in the sent box, and it read something like ‘Hey, I’m horny. What are you doing tonight?’ Now really, I mean, it wouldn’t surprise me if Chris actually has sent that to someone, I mean he is fucking retarded, but it is nothing that a simple ‘yeah sorry about that, my mate grabbed my phone and started texting people’ can’t fix. Chris, being as fucking retarded as he is, just got really sad about it. As the replies came through, somehow, the people that got the message were taking it a little more seriously than I thought they would, and the laughter erupted from the house that was meant to be quiet because Tom’s mum was asleep.
Brett had gotten his revenge, I mean it’s not like revenge was even a necessary thing but still, I’m not complaining, I got a good laugh out of it; a bloody good laugh. Brett clearly ended up winning this little revenge story though, I mean all he lost was the surprise of getting a Big Day Out ticket, what he ended up getting was a great laugh and a great story to tell people, oh and he still got his Big Day Out ticket. Chris didn’t really get anything out of it, except for some awkward phone calls to the ten girls after explaining why they got a message asking what they were doing from a man that was supposedly horny. Let this be a lesson to you though, don’t ruin someone’s well deserved Christmas surprise, especially if it is someone that will seek revenge.
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