The Katy Perry.

So I was just really hating on Facebook groups yesterday, then I went to Brett’s, played some backyard cricket, came home and got an invite to join a group called ‘Nic Cosma’s blog’s the shit :D’ and fucking Jesus Christ superstar am I happy. James Brown made the group, not the famous yet dead and black musician, but Linou’s brother’s friend that I got really drunk with one time. He was there that time that I was so drunk that I cried. I think he also might have been at the grad party, not sure because I have barely any recollection of that night. There must be something about getting drunk at Linou’s house that just... erases memories, anyway... I’m not saying that I love Facebook groups again, but I guess that I’m saying that yeah, despite the fact that my name has a k after the c, because it’s Nick, not Nic, I am so happy.

I ended up joining another Facebook group today. I normally wouldn’t but when I got the invite to join the group, ‘Katy Perry is the sexiest thing ever in the Starstrukk video clip’ I felt inclined to join, I mean, especially after my eighth viewing of the clip, and especially after I said something along the lines of ‘nah, I would commit genocide to get with her right now’ and now that I look back on it, after Josh Breda stood there comparing me to Hitler, saying that I am horrible for even thinking that, I don’t take it back. She looks better than anyone has ever looked before ever, and I think she is amazing anyway. She has always been my number one hottest babe in the world, and despite new girls coming into the game, like that chick from the Good Girls Go Bad film clip, Katy has always been number one... I mean, I did buy her album. I actually went to the shops, paid money for it and bought it.

Back to genocide, what I am saying is like, if Katy Perry came up to me, looking as amazing as she did in the Starstrukk film clip and she said something along the lines of ‘if you wipe out all of the New Zealanders in the world, I would like be your sex slave forever or something,’ or something, I am pretty sure that I would consider doing it. Or if some guy came up to me with like a genie lamp and said that when you rub it, it summons Katy Perry and she did whatever you want when you summon her, and you can summon her whenever you want, and he said something like ‘I will just give this to you if you wiped out all of the Kurdish survivors from the Saddam Hussein attempted genocide back in 1988’ then I would seriously consider it, and yeah, that’s right, I just know shit like that. Well actually, I don’t. Andrew just said that I should put it in and sound smart, but yeah, I did have to do some Googleing... Googling? Googerling... either or...

I just turned off my iTunes. It was playing Katy Perry but Andrew wanted to listen to the soccer so I turned it off and Tom said, and I quote, ‘when I listen to Katy Perry now, I actually get, like, a little bit semi-hard,’ now, just quickly, back to genocide again, if you think I’m fucked for saying that, Andrew just said that, and again, I quote, ‘when I see Katy Perry in that bit where she’s in the fountain and you can kind of see her nipples, I would consider killing my puppy to fuck her continuously,’ and that is fucked up, I mean maybe even on par with the fucked upness of the genocide... maybe not, but still... you just need to think of it this way; it’s only genocide.