I have no money, no job, and no way of getting money at the moment. The only money that I get at I salvage, and I make sure I make the most of it, that is why I was tossing up not drinking last night. I mean, it would have been extremely shit if I bought booze, got drunk and then got to the party to see it being broken up due to a fight between people who smoke ice out of light bulbs and people who don’t, so I think you can understand why I was so hesitant to spend my money on booze. I mean, the money was going to be spent on booze anyway but when I would drink it is what I was contemplating. I decided to buy and drink alcohol because really, I haven’t been drunk since schoolies and even if the party is broken up by the time I get there, at least I’m drunk, so good times are bound to roll on.
I decided on drinking last night, so I took a bottle of Bailey’s that Cassie and Sarah left at Bretto’s one day and forgot about, grabbed a double black that I had sitting at home and bought a six pack of UDL. We made our way to Nathan’s and started drinking right away. To make the Baileys more interesting and hopefully more nice than Baileys is straight, I bought a two litre FUIC* and drank it down to around a the three quarter mark and filled up the remaining quarter with Baileys, which ended up being the entire bottle, or at least what the girls left behind that time that they softly didn’t finish their drinks. I gave it to Jack to shake up but he went nuts and punched the bottle as he shook it and the bottle exploded in his hands and started leaking, Nathan ran inside and grabbed a two litre milk bottle and I poured what didn’t get wasted in the explosion into the new bottle. Obviously the explosion didn’t waste as much as I thought it did because the new bottle was pretty much full.
After trying the mix and realizing how good it tasted, I put it in the fridge so it would stay cold, but also so that could be the drink that I just carry around all night, much like my keg at the grad party. I started on my UDL’s which were the lemon and lime flavoured ones, unfortunately not as nice as the lemon and lime flavoured Red Bears I had at schoolies but still, they went down okay. I had three by the time we left Nathan’s, and somehow I was already tipsy. I just love it when I get drunk easily, it saves me time, money and the best part; it saves me from drinking. After some amazing dancing times to shooting stars and the rest of whatever it is that we were dancing to, we made our way to the bus stop where, as expected, we caught the bus.
In case you didn’t already know, when you catch a bus, you are generally on it with several other people, people that you may or may not know. One of those people might be having a bad day, and may not want to be interrupted, annoyed or disturbed in any way. For example, singing funny Star Wars songs you found on YouTube, Bohemian Rhapsody, Katy Perry and I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith whilst intoxicated on a bus probably isn’t the best of ideas if you don’t want to annoy people. One of the guys on the bus was awesome; he just came from JB Hi-Fi, although what he purchased was a mystery because his JB bag was never opened he looked kind of like Wes Carr with glasses, and that made me happy. Jack asked the guy if he minded our singing, and he said that he didn’t, and Jack also asked the bus driver who also said that he didn’t mind our singing. It was then when Dajana stopped worrying about if we were going to get kicked off the bus.
Wes Car got off the bus and was replaced by two non Australian Idol winners. We continued singing but Dajana started worrying again, not knowing if they were enjoying the singing. Jack willingly got up again and asked the first guy what he thought of our singing and he told Jack to fuck off, so obviously he was not a fan, the second guy loved it though, so it was fifty, fifty, but then we remembered that the bus driver loved it so we continued. Making our way off the bus, we had to walk past the fuck off guy, so as Jack walked past him he said ‘see you, mate’ but what he responded with I don’t know, as I walked past him I said, ‘bye’ or something and he looked at me with murder in his eyes and he said ‘have fun, mate.’ I was scared, he looked like he wanted to stab me, and it was then when I learned my lesson; don’t fuck with bus people.
The bus took us to the city so we needed to catch one more bus from there to Norwood and then make our way to the community centre or wherever it was that Bemo was holding his eighteenth. We all went down this alley to take a piss, except for Jack who was already pissing on this column thing outside the bank or something. I walk back from the alley to see Nathan talking to some girls just a bit past the bus stop, I look down to my FUIC/Baileys and take the lid off, have a gulp and look back up to see Nathan hooking up with the more attractive one. I found it quite amazing but then again, it is Nathan. The less attractive one started walking towards me and she said hey, I responded with something that I don’t remember and she said that her name was Cassie. Now if you know me at all, you still might not know this so I’ll tell you know; ever since I watched Skins I have just had an obsession with the character Cassie, I think she’s amazing. This girl was kind of talking to me I think, I don’t really remember but then Nathan’s girl leaves him and comes up to us and says something like ‘are you two going to get it on or what?’ and Cassie just looks at me and starts coming in closer, but really slowly and, before I say the next bit, let me describe what she looks like. She had a really small face but a really tall head, she was like, morbidly obese but it was almost like all the fat of her body was in the one spot, and she was like thirty years old. I can’t remember what I said exactly but I rejected her somehow, and she said something like ‘yeah don’t worry’ or something. As much as I want a ‘getting with Cassie’ experience, I didn’t want it like that.
After the awkward incident of not getting with the troll monster looking woman and then getting slapped by everyone because I didn’t, we got on the bus to Norwood and, in what was a much less interesting bus trip, we made our way to Norwood. We got off the bus and started walking to the community centre, got there and started explaining what my mix had in it, some people refused to try it because they thought it would be so disgusting, but the ones that tried it thought it was amazing, which it really was. What wasn’t a good mix though was Unley and Glenunga, I mean I didn’t have anything against anyone who was there, but at one stage I walked outside to see a big crowd of people around a smaller crowd of people, ready to fight. I was standing to the side with Tallulah and Nikki and they were talking about how they read my blog every day or something but they stopped talking when the first bottle smashed on whoever’s head it smashed on and the fight broke out.
I have very little recollection of the fight, but what I do remember is walking back inside and seeing that there were people, who weren’t fighting, but they were just partying, dancing, so I joined them and had good times. What happened outside I do not know, but it wasn’t my fight, and I just really wanted to party. Somehow the party didn’t get broken up and the party continued. Shooting Stars came on and I was standing next to Michelle, and when I screamed I think I deafened her and shattered her ear lobe or something so I felt really bad, but I didn’t feel bad enough to stop dancing. I couldn’t see Jack anywhere, and it made me sad that he wasn’t there with me when our song was playing but then I just see Jack run in with Andrew and Tom and I ran and threw myself into them as we claimed ownership of the dance floor. It was amazing, and then someone pushed me and I landed on Michelle’s toe, now I already felt bad enough for like, shattering her earlobe but then I thought I broke her toe as well so I just felt like some kind of... dick.
The party ended soon after Shooting Stars and Linou took me home, somehow Linou taking me home turned into heaps of people coming into mine. Tom had passed out on my bed and... I don’t know how to say it really but him being drawn on turned from bad to worse. It started off as being a moustache and mono-brow to his entire face nearly being coloured in. Slowly everyone left and it was just Linou and I... well, and Tom in my bed, but I really wanted everyone gone so I could sleep, and I knew that if Tom woke up looking like that he would just attack me. Linou and I got him up and into his car; he said that he wants to be dropped off at his car which was at Nathan’s and we left him there. For some reason I wasn’t tired anymore, and neither was Linou, so we went back to mine. It was like five in the morning and we were hungry, so we decided to wait the extra hour and get McDonalds breakfast. It was the second time in my life that I was actually at McDonalds when they open the doors and start letting people in for breakfast and it felt just as weird as the first time. I shouldn’t have been awake, and it was then when I started to get tired again.
Linou dropped me back off home after Maccas and I stripped down to my lucky red undies that I was wearing and collapsed on my bed. I was exhausted, I needed sleep, and that is what I got. I wandered what Tom will do when he wakes up though, and I found that out when I woke up and went on Facebook.
15:20 Dajana
hahahahahhahahahhaha tom this morning
LMAO
LMAO
FREAKED NATHAN OUT HAHAH
15:21 Nick
omg what happened
15:21 Dajana
he woke up and nath like walked from the toilet and saw him and all i heard was WHAT THE FUCK!
*FUIC - Farmers Union Iced Coffee
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