I don’t know why I’m awake, I mean I should be getting into a normal sleeping routine but I am just so tired. I had one of those shitty sweaty sleeps when you keep waking up because it’s so hot, and now I’m just sad. I left my iPod in Chris’s car so I’m listening to the radio and it just isn’t good, like this song is okay but I would much rather listen to that amazing playlist that I made yesterday. I am kind of happy that I am awake though; I mean I have the whole day to do things, not just like, four in the afternoon to five in the morning. Today I’ll have nine in the morning to five in the morning to do things, so I think I’m going to start by writing this, then I might watch Van Helsing because I borrowed it off Linou and I just really want to watch it, I have never seen it before and it just looks rad.
So last night Andrew and I were in Chris’s car listening to Calvin Harris’s album, all the way through, and we were just trying to figure out what genre he even is. I mean it’s like every genre in one, but we ended up deciding that he is electro. Soon after this decision we arrived at Cassie’s (Georgina’s) house. At this point we were having the biggest go at Chris because, to put it bluntly, he doesn’t know the words to any song, but he will sing every song that is on. He will just make up the words and a lot of the times the words he makes up aren’t words. It wouldn’t be as bad if he did it on occasion but it is constantly, and whenever we point it out to him he always states that he ‘will never sing again’ but then as soon as a song is played he will just... sing.
We then ended up taking Andrew home to his goon and then dropping him off at Nathan’s where I said that ‘I want to come back here after and see you at the state that I was in at Josh Breda’s’ but he said that he didn’t have enough goon, so I reasoned with him and I said that I want him to be at the state I was in at Linou’s that time that I got so drunk that I cried. He said that he’ll try. From there we went to pick up Sarah Gobbie from her house that we didn’t know she had up in like Glenelg or something and from there, to save petroleum, we ended up driving to the beach to have beach times I guess. I was in a really ‘disappointed in Chris’ mood after his singing attempts that didn’t seem to end, but this all changed when he said that he had shorts in his boot that I could wear because I didn’t want to go down to the beach in my jeans, so happy.
Chris and I mutually decided that it would be a good idea to just... run away from them, so we ran down the beach, as the screams of ‘Nick’ and ‘Chris’ got softer and softer. Luckily they didn’t run after us because it wasn’t good running sand and I got tired easily, well at least that’s my excuse for being as unfit as I am. From there we hid up on this big sand mountain thing which has a name that I forget so I’m just going to stick with sand mountain. We stuck low so that they didn’t see us and they ended up walking right past us, from there Chris and I did that awesome squat running from Call of Duty and from there we made our way back behind them. We ran away and Chris went wherever he went, but then I hid in this bush that... it was a good spot to hide but I wasn’t in deep enough to be considered ‘well hidden’ but anyway, I knew the game wouldn’t last forever.
I was hiding in the bush for a good five minutes before I heard their voices. They were screaming my name looking for me before I started making bird noises. They started to walk closer to me but they were on the other side of the road. They then hid on top of the garage of some house or something that was, like, it was the house right ahead of me, but they still hadn’t seen me. I made another bird noise which brought them out but then they actually walked right past me. They started walking back and Cassie walked right past me but then Sarah looked at me and yelled out something that I forgot, she ran towards me and hid in the thing with me as well, and somehow Cassie didn’t see her and she just like, kept going or something. She came back and walked past us again and didn’t see us but then she did, and when she did I could imagine her feeling quite silly.
From there we walked around looking for Chris so we could just go I guess, but we just got bored I guess and we came to the conclusion, somehow, that we should just be naked. I think it was because we thought Chris would get really jealous if we all went on a nudey run or something without him, so we went on a kind of nudey run but it was more of a nudey walk. It was a soft one as well, I mean they still had their shorts on, so I guess I felt more naked than they did because I was completely naked, but I think I did a good job covering up my thingy (penis) and the other thingies (balls) for majority of the walk. It was not entertaining, no one saw us, except for Chris who just saw us walking naked and he was just like ‘are you naked?’ and when I responded with the ‘yes’ that I responded with I think he was more confused than jealous. We put our clothes on and we then made our way back to the car.
We went and picked up Andrew to see how drunk he was and I was impressed with him. He was maybe just below me at Linou’s that time, I mean he was definitely not crying but he looked fucked. He didn’t look as fucked as Jack did, but Jack was absolutely off his tits, he had a bandage on his head because apparently he head butted a pole or something and I swear that at one point in his hello hug with me he tried to get with me, but then I think he just fell so he was probably just looking for a place on me to sleep or something. We took Andrew for a drive around the block which turned out to be back to the beach. We then dropped the girls off home and met up with Jack, Brett and Tom at On the Run. They were half way through what looked like an amazing rock out session in Brett’s car to Sweet Child O Mine, so I got in the car and joined them. At first I felt out of place because I was sober, but then I realised that Tom and Brett were also sober, it was really just Jack who was drunk.
After the song finished Jack then got out of the car through the window and he started licking the roof of the car, and then Tom and I went into On the Run, pumped to purchase pies to eat. I was devastated to see that they ran out of green pepper pies; the best pie in the world, but I was even more devastated when the woman there said that she is about to throw out all the pies because they have been there all day and they are un servable. I was sad that she didn’t just give me one of them to see if it was that bad, I mean she threw them in the bin, she really could have just given it to me. Tom and I went to South Road On the Run instead and I got my pepper pie, it wasn’t a green pepper pie but the regular peppers did wanders for my hunger, as un green as they were.
The night really just ended then and there, I mean we met back with Jack and Andrew and supposedly Jack started a fight with a woman at McDonalds or something but I don’t even know the full story to that. Tom dropped me off home where I stripped down to nothing and slept naked in the heat in one of the worst sleeps of my life. It was one of those hot sweaty nights that I was just really sad about. Despite wanting an early one, I ended up getting home and going to bed at like five thirty in the morning and waking up at seven in the morning and constantly getting back to sleep and waking up over and over in one of those shit sleeps that I can really only describe as shit. I ended up getting up at like nine, so I guess I got up early like I wanted to, but I am just so tired now and sad. I’m not sad though, I have Calvin Harris’s first album now and I just listened to it as I typed this... so happy, not sad at all.
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